Yu Chengxing transmigrates into the cultivation world, where the System orders him to dual cultivate with someone who has a Pure Spirit Body. But there are only two people in the entire cultivation world who have one.
One is the Demon Venerable Jing Xie, and the other is the Immortal Venerable Feng Zhuxue.
Yu Chengxing throws caution to the wind. The moment he sees the Demon Venerable, he hits him with a cheesy pickup line: "You've got a pretty face. Find a way to fall in love with me."
"?" The Demon Venerable: "Are you sick?"
Yu Chengxing: "I am sick, and you're the cure. I can't enjoy the night without you. I hope you know what's good for you."
The Demon Venerable narrows his eyes. "Or what?"
"Or don't make me kneel down and beg you qaq."
"..."
Before Yu Chengxing can get his hands on him, the Demon Venerable kills him.
Damn it, he knew a cultivator of the demonic path couldn't be a good person. That bastard! I'll get revenge and make him pay!!!
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This time, he's reborn as a disciple of the Qianyuan Sect.
System: Host, pull yourself together! Use your skills from the Hehuan Sect and hurry up and win over the Immortal Venerable!!!
After meeting the Immortal Venerable, Yu Chengxing thinks the man looks familiar. And the Immortal Venerable is so forward with him at their very first meeting. As expected, the colder they seem, the more wanton they are inside!
Yu Chengxing showers him with flattery, driven by personal grudges.
"Immortal Venerable, you are so graceful and outstanding. The Demon Venerable can't compare to even one of your fingers!"
"Immortal Venerable, why didn't I meet you sooner? You're my true love!"
"Immortal Venerable..."
Yu Chengxing notices the Immortal Venerable's expression growing more and more sour.
Yu Chengxing: Is this guy crazy or something?
System: How about being a little more enthusiastic?
But no one knows that the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Venerable are the same person.
So everyone sees Yu Chengxing apparently playing both the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Venerable, and they all wait for him to get caught.
By chance, they discover that the Demon Venerable has Yu Chengxing cornered at his door.
Jing Xie: I was wrong. I love you.
Yu Chengxing: No, I've already fallen for the Immortal Venerable.
Jing Xie thinks it over, then nods. "That works too."
Then he carries Yu Chengxing back to his cave residence, and they get married soon afterward. He even lets his fiance keep seeing the Immortal Venerable.
Everyone: "???!!!"
The Demon Venerable and the Immortal Venerable are actually this pathetic?!
Content warnings: 1. The misunderstandings between the top and bottom are resolved; the Demon Venerable did not kill the bottom.
2. Sweet, not angsty, just a little melodramatic. Please go easy on me.
Content warnings: 1. The misunderstandings between the top and bottom are resolved; the Demon Venerable did not kill the bottom.
2. Sweet, not angsty, just a little melodramatic. Please go easy on me.
[Coming soon] The Demon Venerable Has Special Preferences I Have to Accommodate
Tang Li wakes up to find a dazzling beauty beside him, calling him husband.
In the middle of the night, the beauty can't keep his hands off Tang Li's skin.
By day, he dresses Tang Li up like a doll, even putting him in women's clothes!!!
After night falls, Tang Li is once again coated in layer upon layer of scented balm. "Is all this really necessary?"
The beauty: "Husband, you've forgotten. You used to make me pamper you like this."
By day, Tang Li is dressed in women's clothes again. "I told you to do this too?"
The beauty starts sobbing. "Husband, you used to love it this way."
Tang Li rolls his eyes in exasperation. Yeah, right. This is obviously an erotic novel!!!
And he's transmigrated into the book as a disposable character, a furnace for the villainous Demon Venerable. He dies after just a few chapters.
And the dazzling beauty in front of him is the Demon Venerable.
Tang Li's brow twitches. He says expressionlessly, "But you're a man."
The beauty doesn't change his expression. "Then I'll be your husband."
Tang Li gets it. This is a lunatic and a pervert.
He can't take it anymore. He has to escape!
The Demon Venerable needs Tang Li as an ingredient for his medicine. At first, he finds him amusing and wants to tease him.
Only in the end does he realize that Tang Li really is his medicine.
Even if he has to be torn to pieces, he will keep Tang Li in his grasp.
Theme: Keep striving toward your goals
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I Won by Clinging to the Villain's Leg
The CEO Enters a Torture Romance and Goes on a Rampage
The Scheming Miser Is Reborn as the Abused Male Lead
The Villainous CEO's Secretary Who Ran Away While Pregnant [Book Transmigration]
The Bottom Was Supposed to Be a Slut, but Turned Into a Cross-Dressing Top
Failed to Become Their Lackey, Only to Be Pushed Down Instead
The Hilarious Cannon Fodder Top at the Crematorium [Book Transmigration]
The Substitute Omega's Shura Field Goes Off the Rails [Book Transmigration]
Surviving in the Demon Lord's Arms [Book Transmigration]
I heard that if you don't update until the end, you will wear the book, and usually you will wear the cannon fodder of the villain~ (dog head saves life)
. It's been half a year, my dear, I've been waiting for you so hard (fake crying)
Thank you for your invitation. It makes me feel uncomfortable every time I see such a beauty being sold into a sex rack and wasted.
Hey hey hey Yushi hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Damn it, if you don't update it, it will become obsolete. Please update it quickly!
Author, why don't you update more? Why don't you write such good articles?
Are you still alive? You want to see someone alive!
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Sleep naked! None of this! Isn't it possible?
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