Everyone Around Me Has Improper Designs on Me

Xu Ye lived for 20 years before learning that she was a piece of Tang Monk's flesh, the kind that could cure every illness with just one bite.

Everyone around her had special plans for her. Her best friend was a fox spirit who wanted to stay beautiful forever, her PE teacher was a drought demon who wanted to become an immortal, the aunt who cleaned the neighborhood was a vengeful ghost who wanted to become a king, and Bai Qianjiao, the older boy next door, was a snake spirit who wanted to become a dragon.

Xu Ye, the little princess of the Divine Clan in her previous life and a master at stirring up trouble, slowly took out her Cloud-Piercing Divine Arrow and asked gently, "Hmm? What do you want? Could you say that again?"

A short skit:

Years later, Xu Ye had become a saint and wrote a memoir titled The Years I Was Tang Monk. On the title page was a line:

There's no shortcut to becoming a demon. Cultivate diligently, and you'll become an immortal sooner or later!

Dedicated to my friends Hu Mei, Meng Hong, Han Ba, and my beloved Bai Qianjiao.

The leads:

A former princess of the Divine Realm, seemingly honest and adorable but secretly a troublemaker, x a handsome, quiet, straightforward young prince of the snake clan

Theme: Move forward bravely. With love, nothing is to be feared.