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Pei Huaizhi is transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder character with a useless spiritual root.
The novel’s worldbuilding is bizarre: no one knows how to fry, sauté, braise, roast, or boil anything, or even what sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, or salty tastes like.
Watching the disciples swallow raw eggs, shells and all, Pei Huaizhi can only shake his head. With his slender fingers, he deftly cracks a few eggs into a bowl, then smiles at everyone like an otherworldly immortal. “This... isn’t how you eat eggs.”
One plate of scrambled eggs drives countless people wild.
Later, everyone discovers that Pei Huaizhi can make more than just scrambled eggs. He can also make tomato and egg stir-fry, spicy pork stir-fry, sweet and sour pork, boiled fish...
Every dish sounds delicious!
Every one is a masterpiece worthy of the history books!
Not only are these dishes delicious, they can also boost a person’s mental strength for a short time, making cultivation easier.
The most exceptional dishes, such as Buddha Jumps Over the Wall and boiled cabbage, can even raise one’s mental threshold level outright.
The entire cultivation world goes mad!
Pei Huaizhi, the good-for-nothing pretty face everyone used to look down on, is suddenly fought over by all the major sects, who are even willing to come to blows.
Alchemy cultivators: These dishes are comparable to our finest pills!
Medicine cultivators: Saving people with food means Pei Huaizhi was born to join our ranks!
Talisman cultivators: Using food as talismans to captivate the soul, he clearly belongs with us!
The Hehuan Sect: Pei Huaizhi is so handsome. Shouldn’t he join our sect?
Many cultivators even change their tune in unison: What useless spiritual root? That’s obviously a heaven-blessed, top-grade food spiritual root!
The sword cultivators, who have always looked down on Pei Huaizhi, are dumbfounded: ???
And that’s not all.
Elder cultivators at the Deity stage want a taste of his cooking to boost their combat strength.
The cultivation clans fight tooth and nail for the chance to try his dishes.
Even the original novel’s protagonist and villains hide their identities and quietly become his junior disciples, all so they can enjoy more of his cooking.
Pei Huaizhi, who only wants to avoid the leads and villains and live quietly in a corner: ???
Chu Qinglin, the novel’s biggest villain, is feared throughout the cultivation world. Ever since tasting Pei Huaizhi’s cooking, he can’t stop thinking about it.
The dignified King of All Demons secretly transforms into human form every day, just to mooch more of Pei Huaizhi’s food.
Looking at the pitiful little animal he’s been feeding, now fierce and beautiful, Pei Huaizhi nods with satisfaction. “What would you like to try today?”
Chu Qinglin looks at Pei Huaizhi, transforms into a human, and his eyes darken. Without drawing attention to himself, he curls his tail around Pei Huaizhi.
“I want to try... you.”
#I’ll Save the World by Eating#
#The Cultivation World Is Fighting Over My Cooking Again Today#
#To Win the Villain’s Heart, First Win His Stomach#
A villain who says one thing but means another X a foodie pretty-boy cannon-fodder protagonist
Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years of Practice Tests
Genius top student Song Yubai is transported into a danmei cultivation novel as the cannon-fodder master of a bunch of crippled good-for-nothings.
According to the original plot, his eldest disciple will lose all his cultivation while practicing, his second disciple will fail and become half-human, half-demon, his third disciple will be consumed by romantic troubles, and the biggest villainous boss will later come to the sect.
Song Yubai: Damn, this is an apocalyptic start. Is this sect doomed?
On top of that, they’re the foil to the protagonist’s sect next door. In the end, the female lead will kill the villainous boss and then reform him.
Song Yubai: Wow. The leads aren’t just in a romance, they’re in a tragic love story.
As a new master, Song Yubai thinks long and hard before finally deciding to change his sect’s fate through education.
He puts his terrifying genius-level ability to work, studies day and night, then begins one-on-one tutoring the next day.
His eldest disciple will lose his cultivation while practicing?
He’s just using the wrong study method.
His second disciple will go mad while practicing?
He’s just approaching the problems the wrong way.
His third disciple is troubled by love?
He just needs more homework. The wise don’t fall in love; forever-alone types go straight through their master’s and doctoral degrees.
And so...
Under his guidance, every disciple makes a breakthrough, astonishing the world.
The protagonist’s group from next door, who secretly altered the fortunes of Song Yubai’s sect: ????
Even when the original story’s biggest villain, Chu Wenjing, comes to live at the sect, Song Yubai isn’t afraid. His peach-blossom eyes fill with a smile. “Interested in signing up for classes? There’s a discount for the full year.”
Song Yubai’s teaching results are so outstanding and his disciples improve so noticeably that his tutoring school takes the cultivation world by storm. The formerly quiet sect is suddenly packed with visitors.
Independent cultivators come from far and wide to study. The great clans send their talented disciples ahead of time. Numerous sects want to send exchange students to Song Yubai’s sect, and even the demon realm sends its crown prince for educational reform...
Song Yubai’s “Cultivation Cram School” grows bigger and bigger, with a small exam every month and a major exam every three months. No one in the cultivation world can escape his clutches, and under the school’s instruction, the ascension rate rises year after year.
The protagonist next door, watching his sect grow more and more popular: ????
Everything is going well, except Song Yubai feels that Chu Wenjing is looking at him more and more strangely.
Chu Wenjing, the villainous boss who was supposed to be reformed by the female lead, holds a book in his hand. His gaze is dark, and his Adam’s apple bobs. “Master, I want to discuss one-on-one lessons with you.”
“The kind involving dual cultivation techniques.”
Song Yubai, suddenly enlightened: ...Oh no. So this is that kind of pure love story.
Damn, being a master really is a high-risk profession.
A world-destroying villainous boss X a celibate, hard-working master
Premise: Everyone holds their own destiny in their hands.
Sisters, I worked overtime today, I feel like I want to yue when I'm lying on the keyboard. I'm going to provoke [crying] [crying] and take a day off~ It's almost the end, just in time to think about it~ [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes]
The seventh son is gradually becoming an immortal, and he is leading the other sons, begging everyone to pick him up!
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Who is QAQ! Who on earth broke up my little couple! [Crying]
Wuwuwu I became a little Yang yesterday (it's hard to imagine that this word appeared again after so many years). Wuwu, I'm so sorry that I can't write today. I'll make up for everyone tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! [Crying] [crying] [crying]
Damn, the cold doesn't seem to be getting better, and my health has been a bit bad recently [crying] [crying] Please give me one more day, and I'll update on time tomorrow! (Damn it, this fateful May [crying] [crying] [crying])
Big quick update, waiting to be fed
Click on [Cat's Claw] and skip to the end (I finished it as if I was fooling myself) and I'll take a closer look when I have time.
Oh mo! ! …Expect(???)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I understand, the next book on metaphysics will become popular [Love Eyes]
Sisters, I worked overtime today, I feel like I want to yue when I'm lying on the keyboard. I'm going to provoke [crying] [crying] and take a day off~ It's almost the end, just in time to think about it~ [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes]
The seventh son is gradually becoming an immortal, and he is leading the other sons, begging everyone to pick him up! 1. "Five Years to Cultivation, Three Years to Simulate" The King of Volumes swept the world of cultivation! 2. "The Strongest Agent in the Three Realms" True Fairy Company 3. Click "Internal Entertainment Epilepsy" to help college students bravely enter the internal entertainment industry! 4. "Pluto is laid off and re-employed" The sick and weak Pluto is catching ghosts online! 6. "The owner of the melon is actually myself" is a righteous and popular person who eats melons! 7. "I Rely on Metaphysics to Become Popular in the Yin and Yang Realms" Happy Entertainment Circle Metaphysics Articles For more sons, please move to the column to unlock...
Who is QAQ! Who on earth broke up my little couple! [Crying]
Wuwuwu I became a little Yang yesterday (it's hard to imagine that this word appeared again after so many years). Wuwu, I'm so sorry that I can't write today. I'll make up for everyone tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! [Crying] [crying] [crying]
Damn, the cold doesn't seem to be getting better, and my health has been a bit bad recently [crying] [crying] Please give me one more day, and I'll update on time tomorrow! (Damn it, this fateful May [crying] [crying] [crying])
Big quick update, waiting to be fed
Click on [Cat's Claw] and skip to the end (I finished it as if I was fooling myself) and I'll take a closer look when I have time.
Oh mo! ! …Expect(???)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I understand, the next book on metaphysics will become popular [Love Eyes]