A Tabletop RPG Where Everyone's a Menace

As you can see, I'm a newbie Keeper. After all my friends had made their characters for a certain Jujutsu Kaisen tabletop campaign, we all transmigrated together. An unknown deity told me that the only way back was to finish the campaign or have everyone tear up their character sheets. I, a newbie Keeper, looked at the bunch of troublemaking characters I had on hand and fell silent. The players in this campaign are: Friend A: A doctor with 80 in brawling, whose creed is to refuse to tolerate patients causing trouble. Me: ...So to refuse to tolerate trouble, you start trouble yourself? Friend B: A scientist with maxed-out stealth. Me: Stop bullying the NPCs! Nobody needs you going door to door to spread your love! Friend C: A sickly beauty with 90 in both appearance and strength. Me: You cough up blood while beating your opponent's brains out? Friend D: The sickly beauty's older brother, an ordinary shopkeeper. Me: Ordinary? Then explain why you put your Computer Use at 90. Friend E: A shrine maiden who's terrible at everything except causing trouble. Me: Have some respect for the clergy! Don't put your Sleight of Hand that high! In this game, you'll see: A violent doctor who knocks a patient unconscious before anesthetizing them A bomb-making scientist going door to door to spread the love A gorgeous, beautiful, tragic powerhouse beating the crap out of scum in real time A master hacker showing off their spectacular crash-and-burn skills A shrine maiden, master thief, forced to give away her services for free ----- Reader's Guide ----- 1. A tabletop campaign is similar to a murder mystery game. You create a character and play them, exploring a scenario while following the character's personality within certain limits. Tearing up a character sheet means the character you play dies. Finishing a campaign means completing its objective, and there is usually an epilogue afterward. 2. The story includes other worlds beyond the one in the blurb, including Bungo Stray Dogs and Demon Slayer. 3. Could you please not give unsolicited advice? QAQ 4. The author has a bad track record for finishing stories, so enter with caution. Still, I'd love lots and lots of bookmarks and comments. 5. Feel free to point out any logical errors. 6. This is a terrible story! Terrible! Terrible! I'm saying it three times because it's important! If it's too bad to read, don't force yourself. Bad reviews will be reflected back, damage will be reflected back! Check out my upcoming CP fic! [Genshin Impact/Wuxia] My Name Is Gou Han Jian After dying, Gouri De, a Genshin Impact player, transmigrates with a System and becomes a high-attack, high-health blade hound from the game. Two million HP, a 100% chance to catch a blade with his bare hands, blade strikes as swift as the wind, countless clones, and the power to split mountains with a single slash. In short, he's invincible. Gouri De (making an invincible sound): So being a dog is this awesome? If Gou Han Jian had not been born, the way of the sword would have languished through the ages! Recently, according to a report from the all-knowing storyteller at the teahouse: A mysterious hero has suddenly appeared in the martial world. Word has it that this person is powerful, invulnerable to blades and spears, and moves as fast as lightning. They can reach up to pluck the moon from the heavens and dive down to catch turtles in the deepest seas. They also actively rescue small animals, never take so much as a needle or thread from the common people, and are a paragon of virtue in the martial world. What no one knows is that this report is wrong at its very core, because... this so-called hero isn't a person at all. It's a dog. Gouri De says: No one understands being a dog better than me. Check out my upcoming stories! [There's No Need to Make My Cosplay Transmigration So Ridiculous] After cosplaying the bard Venti, Xie Shui transmigrates. What's more, she doesn't end up on the continent of Teyvat, but in the world of Jujutsu Kaisen. Xie Shui: Troublemaker is ecstatic.jpg And so, a hymn to freedom rings throughout the jujutsu world. The old geezers respond: #/;&* Later, more show up: A Yaksha in the world of Demon Slayer A Shogun in the world of K A Spark Knight in the world of Bungo Stray Dogs The consciousnesses of all four worlds react: This troublemaker is way too good at causing chaos! [After Becoming a Witch] After an accidental car crash, Yi Sui transmigrates to the fictional continent of Yate. On this continent, witches, vampires, werewolves, and others are seen as symbols of evil and hunted to extinction. Unluckily for Yi Sui, she becomes one of those being hunted. She starts from the hardest difficulty, but luckily she has a System. After first coming into contact with magic, Yi Sui discovers that magic is idealistic in nature, and she couldn't be happier. As someone from an age of information overload, Yi Sui manages to escape and gradually builds her own kingdom. Later, bards sing of her legend, alchemists study her notes, magic apprentices admire her statue, and her story spreads across the continent. Yi Sui: Actually... at first, I just wanted to improve my life a little. Theme: Bringing countless laughs and smiles to an original story that was once heavy.