"Although I Am Useless, My Ex-Boyfriend Is Very Good at It"

This article is also called "I traveled through time with my almighty ex-boyfriend" The brooding one is the star of the acting department of A University, handsome and rich but narcissistic and stinky. Moreover, it is a vase with gold and jade on the outside and lint on the inside. It can make you cry with laughter during a crying scene. However, there is a rich father who has a lot of money and can spend money to make a fool of himself. * But before he set foot on the Avenue of Stars, under the instigation of his friends, he made a bet and vowed to catch up with Zhou Shen, the flower of the medical school next door, within three months. Chase him, sleep with him, dump him. Make him crazy, make him crazy, make him bang against the wall for love. The eighteen martial arts skills he used were ultimately no match for his ability. But after he slept, Zhou Shen secretly left a breakup letter while he was sleeping, and grinned, holding on to his waist and sneaked back to his small villa to sleep beautifully. When he woke up, he found that he had traveled through time? ! ! * Well, Second Young Master Shen, who had grown out of his robe, stretched out his hands for food, and opened his mouth, transformed into the eagerly awaited new beauties from a poor family, carrying a group of best relatives on his back and one of them being able to ascend to heaven. When he opened his eyes and saw himself riding a tall horse around the street with a big red flower on his back, he thought deeply: Thank you, I was very scared at the time. * When I attended the Qionglin Banquet in the evening and found out that the belated prince was like an unattainable prince who descended from heaven and could only be watched from a distance but not played with, he looked exactly like his ex-boyfriend who had just lost his life. I thought deeply: Thank you for the invitation. I feel like I am about to fall into a box. * When I was forced to open business for a day and finally returned home to take a comfortable bath in my room, I was suddenly forced to bind a system and start a script of a poor young man who wanted to be a beautiful woman and run away with money. System: Hello host, I am your system 0, . Let's take a look at the random scripts we matched this time, yum yum yum! Shen Sheng Liang: That's right, please shut up next time. It's so outrageous that you opened the door for me, it's so outrageous! And early the next morning, Zhou Shen, who was in a happy mood, also bound a system. After receiving an upgraded love story from a male channel, he raised his eyebrows with interest, suddenly feeling that his future life would be very interesting... —— After a lot of hard thinking, I finally got my wish and took a bath. He was enjoying the hard-earned hot water, completely unaware that there was a sneaky person hiding in the dark, covering his nose, trying desperately to suppress the nosebleeds that were about to come out. Missing modern life, when I stepped out of the bathtub, I was suddenly bound to the system 0. Shen Shenduo was really shocked. His foot slipped and he was about to get Barbie Q. Zhou Shen suddenly rushed out from the darkness and successfully achieved the feat of a hero saving the beauty. But looking at the fragrant scene in his arms, warm nosebleeds slowly flowed out of his nose, even dripping on the soft and tender skin of the person in his arms. Shen Shenliang kept leaning back and lying in Zhou Shen's strong arms with a confused look on his face. He always felt that something was wrong. Wait, Zhou Shen? Why is he here? A crisp slap sounded, and a bright red slap mark suddenly appeared on Zhou Shen's handsome face, which made him feel burning pain. "Ahhh! You old gangster!" The boy's pitiful cry resounded through the sky, startling the sleepy birds perched on the branches to fly away. Zhou Shen:... I was careless. —— The system of the two requires them to co-act in a scene in which a companion seduce the prince and then is caught and raped in bed by a neighboring country and his own princess. Shen & Zhou: Meow meow meow? * The two designed various ambiguous scenes for the task, but the target person never appeared. Just when he was about to give up, he struggled to get up from the bed. Zhou Shen slipped and fell back onto the bed. Shen Shenliang subconsciously reached out to pull him away, but he obviously overestimated his own strength. He was smoothly brought down without noticing, and fell right on top of him. The ambiguous pink atmosphere spread between the two of them, and their rapid breathing intertwined with each other's breath. At this time, a young girl opened the door and saw the dramatic scene inside. She was stunned for a moment, then said "Wow" and ran away crying. The contemplative figure who stretched out Erkang's hand said: "Princess, please listen to my quibbles, no, please listen to my explanation!" * Under Zhou Shen's careful arrangements in advance, the girl was captured by the secret guard and thrown into the house. At that time, they had already sorted out their clothes, and the girl was sitting on the ground sobbing without any image, rubbing her sore buttocks and complaining that the secret guard was too rude. He noticed that Shen Shenliang was standing in front of him and couldn't help but curse. He also looked at Zhou Shen with a sad face, "Brother Zhou, you, you are as good as Long Yang. Moreover, you are actually suppressed by this pretty boy, you, him, wuwuwu..." Looking at the wedding princess crying like an air raid siren in front of me, I felt a sudden pain in my head due to deep thinking. System 0: Congratulations to the host for triggering the line, "Husband, please say something, husband" Amount of brooding:...? ? ? ———————————————————————— [The decathlete who comes from a poor family, pretends to be cool and cool, but is really sultry and aggressive × the rich grass in the world has super powers, the sultry mouth is high and the weird feeling] He, Shuangjie, sand sculpture happy cookie Purpose: Love life, love and responsibility