What the Immortal Lord Said Is Absolutely True

[The update time is temporarily undetermined, because it is very painful to write, so I will solve V first, and I will finish it later when I have inspiration] According to rumors, Chu Qingxian, the Zhaoruo Immortal, has the highest cultivation level in the world, and his appearance is unparalleled in the world. He has a bad temper, has traveled half his life, and is still on the verge of bankruptcy when he returns. There are also rumors in the world of cultivation that the Immortal Lord only regards the Demon Lord Jin Wuyuan as a thorn in his flesh in this life. The two are incompatible with each other and are absolutely incompatible. Unexpectedly, Chu Qingxian took the wrong medicine and got into a fight with Jin Wuyuan. As time went by, things started to go sideways. Chu Qingxian couldn't bear the heat and suddenly stopped: "Wait a minute, I'll take off my clothes first." Jin Wuyuan:? Then, the two of them changed from a normal sword test to a sword test with their own bodies. The good news is that Chu Qingxian has forgotten the whole process. The bad news is that Jin Wuyuan remembers everything. The next day, recalling some unspeakable details and looking at the person in front of him, Jin Wuyuan immediately understood—— It would be better not to let Chu Qingxian think of what happened last night. - After some time passed, Chu Qingxian found that her body began to undergo some strange changes. At first it was just dizziness and laziness, then nausea and sleepiness. After closer inspection, I found that I was several months pregnant. Chu Qingxian was furious, and later realized that something might have happened to someone. He held his waist, cursed and drew his sword: "When I find that bastard, I will definitely peel off his muscles, crush his bones and spread his ashes..." "By the way, I have to cut off that thing with no eyes with one strike of my sword!" After saying that, he still felt uneasy and decided to ask for advice from the Lord of the Demon Realm who had been following him recently and was rumored to be ruthless: "What do you think?" Jin Wuyuan, who had just learned the news, stood on the spot, coughed, nodded and affirmed: "... What the Immortal Lord said is absolutely true." ——It's over, something big happened. - How can I not be attacked to death by my wife after being fucked with a bad temper? I have a two-way secret love, a cookie with no logic. I couldn't write the previous copy, so I changed it to this one. I bow and apologize qwq! Useless eating guide: *I am a cultivator and make everything up; *The main text does not include the cub, it may be in the extra chapter; *There is really no logic! The characters are not perfect either! Don't be serious! *The author is uneducated and I don't want to write in vernacular. *Don't tell me if you abandon the article (please!), I hope you find the article you like! I wish you happiness every day! ! *Emphasis addedStop scolding, don't scold me, you'll be stupid if you scold me again. Pre-receipt of "After Marriage with the Vegetarian Boss", click on the column to collect: Yu Lan lived for twenty years before he realized that he was the fake young master in the novel "The True and False Young Master". His existence is just to set off the beautiful love of the protagonist Gong Shou, and he is destined not to be on the stage. Not only that, the family also asked him to marry, and the target was Chu Juan, the villain who had been lying in bed for three years with no sign of waking up. According to the plot, Chu Wan will wake up three months later, and the whole city A will be panicked. With the deal done, Yu Lan decided to build a good relationship with the villain first. But how to have a good relationship with a vegetative person is a problem. Waiting until midnight, Yu Lan vaguely heard someone say in his ear: "You pressed my leg." He looked at the villain lying next to him with a tube inserted; and then at Chu Huan, who was floating above and watching him at leisure: "!!!" The book didn't say that the villain had someone behind him when he was in a coma! ? From then on, Chu Wan became Yu Lan's dog-headed military advisor, attacking wherever the other party pointed him. Everyone said that he was using chicken feathers as arrows. Sooner or later, when Chu Huan woke up, he would look good. The whole city A was waiting to see his joke. At a banquet, Chu Wan pointed at his ex-fiancé who had abandoned him not far away and said, "Throw wine on him." Yu Lan hesitated: "Not so good, has he offended you?" Chu Wan looked calm: "He has offended you." "..." - Three months later, the big villain who was frightened by the news finally woke up. The whole city A can't wait to see a good show: he has been domineering for so long, and there will definitely be no good results. As a result, the fun didn't wait, only a wedding invitation: "I heard that everyone took good care of my wife when I was in a coma. Thank you all for your hard work." The person who received the invitation:? ? ? It's obviously your wife who "takes care" of us everywhere, right? ! That night, Yu Lan's cheeks turned red and her voice was intermittent: "Then, since you're awake, let's..." Chu Wan: "Didn't you say that? We can now 'build a good relationship'." Yu Lan: That's not what he said at the time! The completed articles "If you don't act like a scumbag, you will die", "Can read minds and not mark", "Salted fish doesn't want to work hard anymore", etc. You can read it by clicking on the author's column (*^▽^*)! If you are happy, give it a try! Boop! (No more nonsense this time! Thanks for seeing this!) Purpose: To preach and gain karma, to live forever