After Marrying a Vegetable Boss

[Updated daily, if not updated, I will ask for leave] Yu Lan is out of books. He dressed up as the real young master among the real and fake young masters in a certain urban novel. It stands to reason that after the true young master is found by his family, he should live a different and better life than before, with rich clothes and fine food. It's a pity that the protagonist of this book is a fake young master. And Yu Lan is just a gloomy and vicious cannon fodder who is not liked by anyone, and is destined not to be on the stage. Not long after he was found, his family "invited" him out again: ——Let him replace the fake young master in marriage, and marry the villain Chu Wang, who once made the entire city A panic and turned into a vegetative state due to a car accident. But fortunately, according to the subsequent plot in the book, Chu Huan will wake up in three months. Yu Lan: This is easy to handle. Just take advantage of these three months to build a good relationship with the villain. But how to have a good relationship with a vegetative person is a problem. In the middle of the night, Yu Lan was thinking about countermeasures for the vegetative person lying on the bed, when he suddenly heard someone say in his ear: "You pressed my leg." He looked at the villain lying next to him; then at Chu Huan, who was floating above and watching him leisurely: "!!!" The book didn't say that the villain had someone behind him when he was in a coma! ? From then on, Chu Wan became Yu Lan's dog-headed military advisor, attacking wherever the other party pointed him. Everyone said that he was using chicken feathers as arrows, and sooner or later he would look good. The whole city A was waiting to see his joke. At a banquet, Chu Wan pointed at his ex-fiancé who had abandoned him not far away and said, "Throw wine on him." Yu Lan: "That's not good, has he offended you?" Chu Wan looked calm: "He has offended you." "..." - Three months later, the big villain who was frightened by the news actually woke up. The whole city A can't wait to watch a good show. As a result, the fun didn't wait, only a wedding invitation: "I heard that everyone took good care of my wife when I was in a coma. Thank you all for your hard work." The person who received the invitation:? ? ? It's obviously your wife who "takes care" of us everywhere, right? ! That night, Yu Lan's cheeks turned red and her voice was intermittent: "Then, since you're awake, let's..." Chu Wan: "Didn't you say that? We can now 'build a good relationship'." Yu Lan: That's not what he said at the time! *Brainless emotional flow, the protagonist is not a perfect character, same-sex marriageable setting; *Poor writing style, plain language, all contents in the article are completely empty, the author's logic is useless, super useless; *It's very suspended, the settings are all made up, all for the purpose of falling in love (yes, I can only write this woo woo woo), don't take it seriously; *Don't sue if you abandon the article, you will cry if you sue qwq; * (emphasis added) Don't scold me, don't scold me, you'll be stupid if you scold me again. [I may not have written the previous meme, so I replaced it. I have returned mine qwq. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience (kowtow)] Pre-receipt of "The Sold Online Dating Partner Comes to Your Doorstep": Song Zhibai has been a little troubled recently. So far, the most satisfying CP he played in the game "Backlight Realm" disappeared. This is the most perfect one he found after playing several numbers and throwing away several CPs. The sound is nice, clean and refreshing, and the key is that the game technology is top-notch in the entire server. This is my destined love! Song Zhibai took the initiative at that time: "Brother, CPDD." "Let's play 2v2 to see our strength?" CP is good everywhere, not greasy or pretentious, calm, patient and well-educated. Only on the last day of the season, the opponent suddenly disappeared. Song Zhibai waited at the entrance of the arena for a whole day and night, but did not wait for the CP who had promised to take him to the rankings together. Song Zhibai missed the top ten in the national rankings, and his heart was as cold as iron: Goodbye, no man is reliable. - Chi Yu didn't expect that his company would go on a business trip for an urgent matter, and things would change when he came back. His cute personality of being coquettish and cute suddenly disappeared, and his words and actions were completely different from before, as if he was a different person. By coincidence, he saw himself as a gift in a certain idle second-hand market—— The title is [Call out, bonus game CP, top-notch operation, no shortcomings, except that it often disappears suddenly. No bargaining. Chi Yu followed the seller's information and clicked in to take a look. A series of "sold" stamps were stamped in unison. [When the number is issued, it comes with a game CP, 8 points in operating skills, bubble sounds, and a knife. The number is issued, the game CP is included, the operation is 7 points, the greasy old clip, be careful when shooting. [Registered number, comes with game CP, small country level, operation score 9, but can make rubbish jokes, it is recommended to end the relationship. Even if he is not the first, the price is even five hundred lower than one of them. Chi Yu:...... When I think about the voice messages I have spoken to myself, I have also spoken them to others, and the photos I have sent to myself have been viewed by others... Something fell to the ground with a thud and broke. Chi Yu had no expression on his face, registered a trumpet account overnight, and returned to the top within a week. Two days later, he squatted at the entrance of the arena and had a familiar private chat. "Brother, CPDD." "Let's play 2v2 to see our strength?" There is also a reunion show "Rebirth Before Divorce" which has been pre-released in the column. It is a sweet and sour story with a pure emotional flow. If you like it, you can check it out www. Intention: If you don't abandon or give up, miracles will definitely happen.