[Crossover] After Cosplaying Into Another World, I Slept with Mori the Boss

The moment I stepped out of the convention restroom, my fake fur became real, and so did my animal ears and tail. My eyes nearly popped out of my head.jpg Why did I transmigrate in my own original-character cosplay?! I don't have an identity or any money, and I'm even wearing a tank top, baggy shorts, and flip-flops. I'm holding it together, but seriously, you didn't need to recreate this part of the world too, damn it!!! I thought I'd find someone to bump into and beg to be adopted, so I threw my arms around a man who was taking his daughter to the clinic. The CP is Mori Ogai. OOC warning: They will absolutely be out of character, seriously. If you can't accept that, please understand! Maybe, probably, possibly, this will be in first person, though it may switch to third person later. Updates whenever inspiration strikes [Important] The protagonist hasn't read Bungo Stray Dogs, but he has read a romance fic with the same title on Huashi, so his impression of Mori Ogai is a little... complicated. The protagonist is very strong, but not very bright. He follows his instincts and likes to be direct. His current dream is to become a capable kept man (not really). Theme: No brains and...