A Fluff-Loving Goofball in the Beast World

I'm working on the story in my column, How to Raise a Little Crybaby. Please add it to your favorites! Endangered golden eagle x extinct Yuclaw gyrfalcon A scatterbrained eagle who rambles on and on, a fatherly love like a landslide, and a vicious bird who says little but means business. The eagle king becomes increasingly catty because his head is too green. **The version for human readers** An ordinary person from the apocalypse, with no golden finger, thinks he can use his modern knowledge to thrive in the primitive wilderness. But he slowly realizes that the animals around him, who should be savage and unintelligent, are all more humanlike than the last... Jin Ming thinks he has transmigrated into a beast. He hides his human habits and cautiously tries to fit in with a group of wild animals, trading acting skills with a group of "animals" who are clearly human but pretending to be beasts. #Your current behavior does not match your beast persona. This is a warning!# #If you can't act like a beast, you'll be ostracized and driven out!# **The version for animal readers** He only wanted to be a happy cat lover, but accidentally became a feathered bird of prey at the top of the food chain, terrifying all the little fluffy creatures. "We're all protected animals here. Don't get cocky." Jin Ming, a lover of fluffy animals, died in a plane crash. When he opened his eyes again, he had arrived in the beast world, where he was the culprit in a "flight accident." Jin Ming nervously found a nest for Hai Dongqing to recover in, but forgot that nest-building is a courtship behavior for birds, and that it was spring... Reading guide: 1. The top retains his humanity, while the bottom follows his animal instincts. The top thinks like a human; the bottom thinks like an animal. Please don't interpret the bottom's behavior before he becomes human as if he were human. 2. The top didn't transmigrate. He woke up. Both the top and bottom are human! 3. This is neither a tribal story nor strictly a beastman story. It has its own worldbuilding, so please don't insist on interpreting it according to traditional beastman settings. A slow-burn, everyday-life story. Please be patient, dear readers. Here's a spoiler: everyone in this story takes being a beast very seriously. 4. There are evil eagles in this story, extremely vicious and unreasonable. **Bonus scenes** "When the Eagle King Accepts They're Mates" A passing bird reports to the Eagle King: "That silly eagle is flirting with cats and dogs and fooling around everywhere again." "Kitty, hehehe." Jin Ming spreads his wings and waddles like a fool as he blocks the way of a fluffy, trembling kitten. "Let me pet you, okay? Just don't let my tigress find out." Before his lecherous claw can reach the kitten, a gust of wind roars in and slams him against the mountainside. Hai Yuqing: "You keep a tigress?" Jin Ming: "That's actually... an endearment for my mate." "The Eagle King's Everyday Life Spoiling His Mate" Jin Ming: "I want donkey meat flatbread." Several days later, Jin Ming is woken by a donkey braying. Hai Yuqing walks in, covered in dust but still cold and elegant. "Start a fire. How do you roast it?" I'm working on How to Raise a Little Crybaby. The raising-him version: One day, Yun Hanyi, the cold-blooded and ruthless sect leader of the Blissful Gate, finds a righteous sect's young master, who is barely alive and does nothing but cry. From then on, he becomes a doting mom, chasing after him with food, keeping him company, and soothing his tears. When Young Master Lu goes to school, he chases after him with breakfast. When Young Master Lu goes to practice swordsmanship, he chases after him with a handkerchief. When Young Master Lu goes to take revenge, he chases after him to die in his place. Young Master Lu tells him to get lost, so he goes. Young Master Lu tells him to come back, so he goes even farther away... The keeping-a-beauty-hidden-in-a-golden-house version: Yun Hanyi thinks he has caught a harmless little deer. He wants to see how it will struggle in desperation, begging and wagging its tail, only to discover that he is the prey falling into a trap, step by step. When his martial arts are completely destroyed and he's locked in the back courtyard of Sect Leader Lu's golden house with unbreakable black iron shackles around his ankles, sitting in a rocking chair and sipping tea, he suddenly can't remember which of them is the prey. One-line summary: A ruthless and heartless demonic overlord's plan to shower a sickly, delicate little crybaby from the righteous path with love. Character dynamics: A gorgeous, shameless, hedonistic, crazy, loyal-dog top x a seemingly harmless but actually scheming and sickly bottom. Happy ending. Theme: Protect animal diversity.