Naruto: I Am Kakashi

If Life Were Only Like Our First Meeting

(Kaka: (gazing at the sky) If life really were only like our first meeting, would my long journey to win my wife back still be so arduous?)

Why Does the Autumn Wind Grieve Over the Painted Fan?

(Minato: The autumn wind? What is that? I only know the resentful wind Kaka hangs over me when he sees me getting too close to certain people...)

It Is Easy Enough to Change an Old Friend's Heart

(Obito: Actually, I fell in love with Kaka at first sight when I first met him...)

Yet One Says an Old Friend's Heart Is Easily Changed

(White Fang: Kaka, I only think of you as my son, so could you stop looking at me with those dirty thoughts?)

After Words Were Spoken at Mount Li, Half the Night Was Gone

(Hizashi: Maybe I was too indulgent with Kaka back then, and that's why he managed to overpower me, a boy at least ten years younger than me?)

The Night Rain Rings on, Yet There Is No Resentment

(Orochimaru: Though I really don't want to ask, why did you give your first kiss to that guy Minato?)

How Can He Compare to That Unfaithful Man in His Embroidered Robes?

(Itachi: I don't need much... Kakashi, just stay by my side... I can always use Tsukuyomi to slice up some unsatisfied bastard.)

The Wish They Made That Day, to Fly Wing to Wing and Grow Branch to Branch

(Madara: I don't need much... Just for everyone to be together and still alive...)

Nalan Rongruo, "Magnolia: A Song of Ancient Farewells"

Ahem~~ Of course, the story is still mainly about the actual plot. Naturally, you can understand that the blurb has nothing to do with the content (gets flung away...)

[Crawls back... ] All right, fine, there is... a little connection...

The protagonist knows the plot inside out, loves life, but loves beautiful men even more!

Everyone is wildly out of character! Veteran Hokage fans, read at your own risk!

The beginning is full of snark and lewdness, but it gradually gets better...

He's a baby~! What else is there to do besides snark?

This story is 1v1... Apparently these days, it can only be 1v1.

The protagonist's role as top or bottom is undecided... Though I want him to be the top, it seems like hardly any of the other characters have the makings of a bottom... Especially Itachi... Isn't he CLEARLY a yandere?! So not only is the plot going off the rails and the pairing changing to 1v1, but the top and bottom roles are going to change because of the 1v1 too, haha, don't sweat the small stuff!

Finally!!! This is a super... wildly out-of-character story!!!!