Tsundere, scheming crown prince top x lively, mischievous little secret guard bottom
Xiang Wan gets excruciating period cramps every month. She thinks that if only she were a man, she wouldn't have to deal with so much trouble.
Not long after, Xiang Wan dies in a car accident and transmigrates into the body of a secret guard serving the crown prince of the Yunqin Kingdom.
She never expected that she, a young woman, would end up in a man's body!
She really has become a man!
As a man, she can do whatever she wants...
Then she lays eyes on the crown prince of this kingdom...
Xiang Wan vows to make Crown Prince Shen fall for a man!
The little secret guard loses all his martial arts while saving the crown prince.
But the heartless Shen Jinghua squeezes every last bit of value out of Xiang Wan, then casts him aside.
All the wonderful dreams Xiang Wan had after arriving here go up in smoke.
At first, Shen Jinghua is warm and considerate, even telling Xiang Wan to get some good rest.
Xiang Wan thinks, The crown prince is so sweeet. I'm in love.
A few days later, Shen Jinghua insists on ordering Xiang Wan around to do odd jobs.
Xiang Wan says, "I'll put up with it!"
Shen Jinghua uses his authority to bully him.
Xiang Wan says, "I wouldn't dare complain in the slightest."
Then Shen the Dog actually makes him scrub the toilets!
Enough is enough!
Xiang Wan rolls up his sleeves and goes to pick a fight with the crown prince, but Shen the Dog picks him up and tosses him into the crown prince's bedchamber.
Shen the Dog flashes a wicked smile. "A Mian, from now on, warm my bed."
"Sure," Xiang Wan replies readily.
That night, I killed Shen Jinghua with the eighty-one giant steel needles hidden in my bedding, the kind specially made for Granny Rong.
Of course, that was all in Xiang Wan's imagination. He couldn't actually stab his sweetheart to death.
Shameless as ever, Shen Jinghua clings to him again. "A Mian, you admitted I'm your boyfriend. I'm so happy."
Xiang Wan curses, "Get lost!" and kicks him straight to the Western Paradise.
And so, the end. (The End)
Warnings: Before transmigrating, the bottom was a girl. The top was straight too, and only later fell for a man.
Theme: Have fun, be happy, and enjoy a joyful family life
