Never Be a Human Being

Jiang Shiyu, a social worker, worked hard to make money, but once his fund was lost, it all lost money. Immediately afterwards there was a car accident, and the soul was transformed into various pets and was taken care of by others. They had no worries about food and drink, and they could do evil and do whatever they wanted. Dressed as a rutin chicken: I was too timid and accidentally scared to death. Dressed as a snake: If you accept forced mating, you cannot simply kill yourself. Dressed as a cat: I finally have a comfortable option, come and lie down and let me masturbate. … Until it turned into a bamboo horse. ：！ Jiang Shiyu lived in pain while eating fast and chanting Buddha's name while suppressing Ke Erya's natural instinct to be a family member. She soon thought about it. Forget it, she is just a duck, crossing the line occasionally is nothing, right? Such as nuzzling, hugging, and kissing. In the end, she even got used to taking baths with others. Amitabha. Then one day, she transformed into a human being. What should I do now to face you and my sweetheart? First time going to his house. Lian Shuo watched her skillfully find the hidden door: You seem to be familiar with my house? Jiang Shiyu, who looks calm on the outside but is actually panicking in his heart, asks: What's wrong with me? ## #She has so many vests, it's impossible to drop them all, right? # #This is not her fault, she is just an ordinary person, how can she remain unwavering in the face of beauty# Daily sweet articles, occasional nonsense, and later transformed into human beings. Please give me an advance~ I will open "Catching Monsters" after I finish writing this book. Click on the column to collect it~ Copywriting: Lu Xi has been determined to be an excellent monster hunter since he was a child. Under the guidance of her parents and master, she did it and became the best disciple of the monster hunting sect. Until the lie was exposed, she finally realized that the name of the so-called senior sister these years was just a false halo, so she lost her previous enthusiasm for catching monsters. She just wanted to transfer to a new job in the logistics department as soon as possible. On the day when she handed in her transfer report, the famous Demon Emperor drove a luxury car and parked at the entrance of the office waiting for her. To celebrate her transfer, he even booked a French restaurant. Lu Xi had a headache: "I won't go out in the field anymore. If you don't lead your demon clan to cause harm to the world, why are you looking for me?" Demon King: "Perhaps you have heard of a word: courtship?" Lu Feng: "Don't make trouble." Demon King: "I am a good demon with no criminal record, no bad habits, and no spouse. Why can't I pursue you?" She and the Demon Emperor were childhood sweethearts, and she always regarded him as a younger brother. She taught him to abide by the law, respect the elderly, love the young, and be a good demon since he was a child. The Demon Emperor of his generation was taught to be very docile and well-behaved by her. The only thing he's not very obedient about is that he doesn't want to be a good little brother. *** On the second day after Lu Xi was transferred to another post, she was like an amputee in the field department, crying and screaming in front of her desk. "Sister! Junior brother was captured by a monster again!" Lu Xi: "I'm not as powerful as you think. I used to be..." "Senior Sister! If you don't go, Junior Brother will be drained of your essence and blood!" Lu Xi: "I have been transferred to the logistics department. This is not in compliance with the regulations..." A special order was slapped on the desk. Lu Feng: "……." She changed jobs and became lonely. The relationship between brother and sister, the most powerful demon catcher from a well-known family and the most unmotivated demon king X, is in love with the brain demon emperor, and it is easy to entertain sand sculptures. Intention: Love can transcend everything