[Scheming little rabbit spirit seme X narcissistic silly fox uke]
As the only daughter of the Qingyu Mountain clan chief and its priestess, Hu Ziyin
had everything she wanted from the time she was little.
She punched lions and kicked tigers,
a spoiled brat who ruled the mountain.
One day, she sneaked out to have fun and caught a scrawny little rabbit.
Little Rabbit Spirit: I don't have even four liang of meat on me. I wouldn't fill you up, and you clearly have an extraordinary air about you.
Hu Ziyin: True, you'd only get stuck in my teeth.
Little Rabbit Spirit: Thank you, Great Immortal, for sparing my life!
Hu Ziyin: Who said I was sparing you? I'm going to fatten you up before I eat you!
She set out to fatten up this future meal,
and kept at it for thirty years.
But in the end, she not only failed to eat it,
she ended up giving herself away instead.
The fox and rabbit became rulers of the mountain.
White Fox Spirit: What's your name?
Little Rabbit Spirit: I'm Tu Zi.
White Fox Spirit: I know you're a rabbit. I asked your name.
Little Rabbit Spirit: My name is Tu Zi.
White Fox Spirit: I know you're a rabbit. With ears that long, why can't you hear properly?
The little rabbit spirit angrily pulled out paper and a brush and wrote two huge characters: Tu! Zi!
Tu Zi: "Master, I want some of Qingyu Mountain's crisp white radishes and sweet red carrots."
With red, pleading eyes, Tu Zi tugged at Hu Ziyin's sleeve and gave it a little shake.
Hu Ziyin: "Stop asking for food. After all these years, you're still barely carrying a few liang of meat!"
Hu Ziyin shook off her sleeve and walked away.
A passing demon: "Tu Zi, I saw Hu Ziyin digging radishes in the back hills with her big butt stuck in the air. It was hilarious!"
Tu Zi rolled her eyes at the other demon. "What's it to you?"
Then she happily went home to wait for Hu Ziyin to bring her food.
Theme: No matter how weak you may be, never give up when you face difficulties.
