On the Brink of Bankruptcy, I Became Famous Through Live-Streaming Fortune-Telling

Xu Heyi is a celestial master, but suddenly her yang energy becomes overwhelming, leaving her unable to catch a single ghost. Just as she's at a loss, she accidentally discovers that getting close to a washed-up celebrity can ease her problem. The washed-up celebrity, Xuanyuanshang, wasn't always washed-up. But as an actor, he is plagued by yin energy, making him impossible to see clearly on camera. He can't get any more roles and has sunk to the bottom of the industry. Just as he's about to despair, Xu Heyi shows up at his door. They discover that if they work together, they can both look forward to a bright future. They think working together means he acts while she keeps him company, and she catches ghosts while he tags along. But what actually happens is that his agent books Xuanyuanshang onto a metaphysics livestream variety show. The absurd part is that the master invited for the first episode gets exposed in a scandal, so Xu Heyi has no choice but to fill in. After that, their livestream takes off like a runaway horse and goes completely off the rails. Scene One: A lucky viewer makes an impassioned confession to his girlfriend, who is on the verge of breaking up with him, and asks the master whether the two of them can get married. Xu Heyi looks at the viewer's birth details: "Even an octopus would admit defeat when it comes to him." Xuanyuanshang gets the message. He immediately plays the song "Just How Many Sweethearts Do You Have?" on his phone to help the guy trend. That'll teach him to think his girlfriend won't see it. Scene Two: A painter encounters a rainstorm and landslide while out sketching. Netizens: Hang in there. You're sure to be rescued. Xu Heyi says calmly: Don't worry. The rain will stop in ten minutes. Netizens: Sure, keep talking. If you can predict that, the meteorological bureau might as well shut down on the spot. Ten minutes later, the downpour abruptly stops. Netizens: My face doesn't hurt. Not one bit. 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