The Comments Say I'm a Comforting Type

As a model citizen in the world of Detective Conan, Fujikawa Lan thought he was diligent at work. He neither smoked nor drank, and in his spare time he even made an effort to get along with his colleagues. Even when his boss occasionally oppressed him without mercy, he still completed his work conscientiously. Then one day, something called "comments" appeared before his eyes. [Waaah, being able to see Lan smile today makes me so happy.] [Not gonna lie, Lan's smile is so healing!] [I’d bet my pants that someone as healing as Fujikawa Lan could never be a real drink!] Fujikawa Lan: OvO? When did he ever say he was the healing type? * To change the comments’ impression of him, Fujikawa Lan took a long, hard look at himself and decided to return to his old line of work. He began showing up at all kinds of crime scenes, mercilessly revealing the truth behind each case. He became even more proactive at work, at one point even taking Gin’s title as the hardest worker. Juggling his two identities, he tried to outwork that man with three jobs... Well, he couldn’t. Thinking his actions would finally change the comments’ minds, Fujikawa Lan discovered that they not only believed even more firmly in his "healing" image, but had also started heading in some very strange directions: [Waaah, Lan looks so cool exorcising curses!] [He even came back to comfort the frightened girl after exorcising the curse. What a gentle, healing sweetheart Lan is!] [Telling the victim’s younger sister the whole truth was probably his way of hoping she’d pull herself together and keep moving forward. Fujikawa Lan is so gentle, waaah!] Even after the organization officially gave him an alcohol codename, the comments still said: [I don’t believe it! Fujikawa Lan is definitely a watered-down fake!] [We know that a mojito is a cocktail, and a cocktail is a drink, so Fujikawa Lan isn’t alcohol.] [SOS, are there any real drinks left in the distillery?] Fujikawa Lan, whose attempt to change their impression had failed: Uh... Fujikawa Lan: Sure, whatever. When the organization was on the verge of falling, Fujikawa Lan stood before a sea of flames, watching the organization’s base turn to ruins in the fire. The smile on his face was as gentle as it had been when he first appeared, bathed in warm light reflected from the flames. Fujikawa Lan looked up. The comments before him had long since dissolved into tears: [Damn it, how can Lan’s smile still be so healing after everything he’s been through?] [He’s smiling so gently, so why can’t I stop crying, waaah!] Seeing this, Fujikawa Lan couldn’t help laughing aloud. "I told you, I’m not the healing type." Then he leaped into the sea of flames. Tips: 1. No pairings. 2. A mixed-up setting, with the different series not independent of one another. 3. Many details are my own inventions and may conflict with canon. 4. For the sake of the plot, the timelines of the different series may be adjusted slightly. 5. I’ll add more if I think of anything _(:з"∠)_ Written on 2022.2.16 Theme: No matter how much hardship life brings, embrace the world with kindness