HP: I'm a Lifelong Fan of Severus

Albert Cook

After dying in an accident, he arrives in the Harry Potter world and is forced to bind himself to a System called "Severus's Superfan."

For three days and three nights, the System bombards him with recommendations from every kind of Severus superfan: face fans, career fans, girlfriend fans, mom fans, and die-hard fans.

System: He's the best person in the world, right? Do you understand how wonderful he is now?

Face fan, stepping forward: Professor Snape is so handsome! Waaaah, I'm licking the screen!

Career fan: Thank you for asking. Hogwarts' youngest professor, Head of House, and headmaster. Look him up!

Girlfriend fan: Make way, everyone. He's in my bed. Ahem.

Mom fan: Fly high, Sev! We'll always be with you!

What kind of fan are you? (They all speak in unison, radiating murderous intent.)

Protagonist: ...A fan of his life, thanks. I just want him to stay alive.

Mom fans, girlfriend fans, career fans...: No!! Go get close to him (crossed out), train him (crossed out), win him over (crossed out), get with him (crossed out)!!

Protagonist: Please remember to keep a proper distance between fans and idols. Thank you.

Pairing with the professor, no explicit content, no fixed top or bottom.

Theme: Never give up in adversity, and seize happiness