The Warlock and His Heretical Followers Ascend to Godhood

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De An was a male witch from the far south of the polar regions. After finally venturing out, he discovered that his castle had been seized.

He found himself in a completely unfamiliar forest, with nothing but a dilapidated little cabin nearby.

De "Shut-In, Rich" An: No! I can't accept this! My castle! My potions! My beloved potion garden!

No one knew where he came from. With his striking looks and peculiar behavior, De An was shunned as soon as he arrived. The only one willing to start from scratch with him was a turtle with a defective brain.

He sent the little turtle out to scout the area, planning to get back to his old trade and find some magical plants to brew into potions so he could support himself.

Two hours later, the slow-moving little turtle returned with one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.

De An looked at the turtle's crossed eyes and fought back the urge to twitch at the corners of his mouth. "Tell me the bad news first."

"There aren't many valuable magical plants nearby. The only ones with extraordinary power are mushrooms that smell like farts."

He pinched the bridge of his nose, his throat going dry. Then he asked, still holding on to a little hope, "So what's the good news?"

"There are lots of fart mushrooms!"

How was that good news?! Ugh!

De An thought that life in another world would be no different from before. He would grow magical plants, brew potions, and maybe do a little trading. That would be his whole life.

Yet somehow, the title of Witch God gradually spread from the forest across the continent of this other world.

Some called him the only true god left in the world. Others believed he was an evil god sent down to punish all living things. Rumor had it that he commanded countless savage underlings and possessed innumerable bloodthirsty plants, which could stop a person's heart in an instant, yet save someone on the brink of death with a casual word.

De An stared speechlessly at the cross-eyed turtle beside him and the snake coiled into the shape of a turd. Then he looked at the magical plants under his command, which were as big as water vats, and fell silent.

De An: Don't believe rumors or spread them, thanks.

I couldn't make the previous idea work, so I went back to what I know.

A story about a male witch living in the forest.

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A Shut-In's 1,001 Superpowers [Apocalypse]

A mysterious energy leak unleashed ghosts and monsters, creating small magnetic fields across the land that became pockets of haunted territory.

Humans who wandered into them had little chance of survival. The world was swallowed by terror, and public safety collapsed.

To deal with the crisis, several morally upright people with supernatural abilities were recruited from the public to establish a special police division.

Xiang Gaoyuan was one of them.

An emergency occurred on the Haishi subway. Hundreds of passengers were trapped aboard a moving train, forced to play the subway ghost's "get on, get off" game.

At the height of the crisis, a burly passenger boarded at a transfer station, playing a children's song on his phone that was utterly at odds with the atmosphere.

Someone kindly tried to tell him to run.

But the man solemnly set down his phone, turned to face the subway ghost, whose body had been split in two, clenched both fists in front of his chest, bent his knees halfway, and struck a pose like he was constipated.

"Do this with me!"

His gruff voice was completely at odds with the cute children's song. The next second, the two halves of the train ghost uncontrollably stuck back together and struck the same pose. "I'll do it just like you!"

The crowd's looks of disgust instantly turned to admiration, and they surrounded him.

In that instant, Xiang Gaoyuan was reminded of the horror of being surrounded by a bunch of men after overdoing it at the gym.

At a hostage-taking scene,

Xiang Gaoyuan slowly put on black stockings. Forced to show some skin, he successfully restrained the kidnapper's hands and rescued the hostage.

When he encountered a female ghost trying to force a living man into a ghost marriage,

Xiang Gaoyuan tearfully licked a stray dog passing by. His simping ability activated, and the female ghost instantly became a devoted dog lover, giving up on the living husband she'd been wailing and begging to marry.

In his first year on the government payroll, Xiang "Middle-Aged Shut-In" Gaoyuan died of embarrassment countless times because of his abilities. For the first time, he reflected on his hobbies.

If he'd known he would awaken superpowers, he never would have become an anime nerd!

Theme: Hard work brings rewards.