A support who doesn't want to deal damage isn't a good support.
If I wipe out the other team, nobody can touch my ADC.
I want to see who dares lay a finger on my carry!
Also known as: The Overpowered Support Who Rules All.
The difference between him and a real mage (that is, Loki) is that he can slam Hulk into a wall, while Loki gets slammed into a wall by Hulk. [laugh]
Loki: Say that again?
Scene One
Batman: Wait!
Support Guy, who just snapped the Joker's head off: Huh?
Batman: ...Never mind.
Scene Two
Support Guy, covered in blood and holding a huge blade: I heard being an idiot is a disease that needs treatment. Come here. It won't hurt. It'll be over in a second~
Some Purple Potato: I've suddenly decided that a thriving universe is pretty nice after all.
Scene Three
Steppenwolf smacked into a wall and died.
All the heroes: ...silently looking at Support Guy.
Support Guy: What are you looking at me for? I only glared at him. Keep calling me a jinx and see what happens!
A few things to know before reading:
1. No CP. The protagonist is a cunning little boy.
2. Don't bring your brain along. The silly author didn't use theirs while writing this, either.
3. That's all. This story probably won't be long, since the idea came to me on a whim.
4. My word count estimates are never right, sob sob sob.
Theme: Studying medicine can't save superheroes!!
