The Sword Cultivator Keeps Scheming Against Me

Bai Yan transmigrated into a sword. Not just any sword, but the peerless divine sword destined to belong to the protagonist. The System told him he had to secretly help the protagonist save the world, so Bai Yan took human form and stayed by his side. What he didn't know was that sword cultivators had loved swords like wives since ancient times. Every sword cultivator who laid eyes on Bai Yan blurted out from the bottom of their heart: "What a fine sword!" Bai Yan: ... To escape the sword cultivators' fervent stares, Bai Yan even changed his appearance into a bald middle-aged man from a butcher shop and a coarse-clothed, heavily pregnant woman. Little did he know that one day, the cultivation world's headlines would read: The taciturn, heaven-blessed chief disciple of the Sword Sect publicly walks past the junior sister of the sect leader, who has admired him for years, and carefully takes the hand of a coarse-looking bald monk, blushing as he says, "I never knew such a beauty existed." The junior sister, dressed to the nines: ??? The aloof, unreachable number-one Sword Immortal in the world actually clings to a pregnant woman, making shocking declarations: "Forget them. I don't care how many people you've been with or what you've become!" Other musicians, talisman cultivators, and alchemists: ??? Everyone knew sword cultivators were perverts, but no one expected them to be this perverted! A sect disciple specially came to interview a certain sword cultivator. "What is the goal you've striven for your whole life?" The sword cultivator's eyes shone with light as he answered with utmost sincerity: "To become one with the sword!" Suddenly, a young man appeared from nowhere and slapped him in a fit of rage. "Pervert!" Watching his own sword spirit rush forward to beat the man up, Bai Yan: ... Bai Yan: Give it up. I'm destined to be the protagonist's sword. The sword cultivators: A second marriage isn't out of the question! New Story Preview The Guide to Raising a Beautiful, Strong, and Wretched Man Blurb: An Yan transmigrates into a book. By chance, in this strange world, he runs into a fellow countryman who transmigrated into someone else's body. The man has a System and can go home once he completes his mission. His fellow countryman's life is miserable. Born of a forbidden union between a human and a demon, he is bullied by his powerful family, sleeps in the outhouse, and is covered in wounds. If An Yan hadn't saved him, he would have nearly died. Alone in the world, An Yan decides to help his fellow countryman complete his mission and return home. He endures hardship alongside him, struggling at the bottom and facing one challenge after another. Eventually, his fellow countryman reaches the pinnacle of cultivation and prepares to ascend. Before leaving, however, his fellow countryman runs An Yan through with a sword, then gazes at him tenderly. "Yanyan, I'll take you home with me." An Yan is devastated. "Bro, I transmigrated here in my own body. If I die, I'm really dead!" Hundreds of years later, corpses lie piled high in a mass grave. An Yan's soul enters a thoroughly dead body. In a fury, he looks up at the sky and cries out, "You scumbag! I raised you, supported you, and protected you your whole life, and this is how you repay me?" Beside him, another freshly dead body lets out a cold laugh. An Yan senses trouble and cautiously asks, "Who are you?" The corpse introduces himself: "Xu Xiujin." Damn! The scumbag! This time, An Yan is so frightened that he turns and runs. He's not about to get trapped in the same quagmire twice! But this body is far too weak, and the other man grabs him and forcibly drags him back. The corpse explains frankly, "I'm not that idiot Liu Ruiyi. I'm the real Xu Xiujin. Hundreds of years ago, I watched the two of you conspire together all the way here, and then watched him stab you to death." An Yan: ... Two wounded souls huddle together for warmth. An Yan wants to kill the scumbag, and Xu Xiujin wants to destroy the System. They hit it off at once and set out to defy fate! Liu Ruiyi personally killed the boy who had once given him warmth in the depths of despair. He thought that if the boy died, he could take him home. What he didn't know was that the boy had transmigrated in his own body. After returning to the real world, Liu Ruiyi used every resource at his disposal to search for ten whole years, only to learn that a boy named An Yan had been missing for years after an accident. He found the System and returned to the other world. But this time, there was already a place for someone else at the boy's side... Theme: No matter what happens, work hard and live optimistically