Teyvat's Secret Identity Is Causing Trouble Again

A-You was hit by a Paimon falling from the sky, then bound to the Genshin Impact secret identity System. He uses all sorts of Genshin Impact secret identities to cause a stir across the open world.

Mondstadt's Darknight Hero takes up residence at the Yokohama version of Angel's Share, where he runs into the trio of no-good layabouts.

The bandage-wearing guy: Boss, give me a Dandelion Wine with detergent in it.

Master Diluc restrains his hands, which are itching to pull out Wolf's Gravestone.

The retired, laid-back Anemo Archon wanders around, taking up residence in various places to cadge drinks.

The world's greatest detective: Let me see your true face.

The laid-back Anemo Archon: Ehehe~

The prayer-singing pastor suddenly becomes a popular idol.

Fans: Barbara, go for it!

The Geo Archon's daily life of leisurely wandering the mortal world includes giving everyone he knows a shield.

The Geo Archon: I'll take all of these.

His wallets stare at the sudden bills and fall into a long silence.

Director Hu pitches her business to the famous reaper detective.

The head of the Port Mafia picks up a red-haired little girl, then watches his own headquarters get blown up.

And so on. All sorts of incidents are caused by A-You being unable to resist the instincts of his secret identities. So what do the things those secret identities do have to do with A-You?

P.S. 1. Any of the above might appear, or the plans might change.

2. The setting is a big mash-up, and more worlds may be added later.

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