Sheng Jiu, a female bandit chief who had been single for twenty-three years, picked up a man.
A ridiculously handsome man!
But the doctor said, "This gentleman may not be up to the task!"
Unwilling to accept that, Sheng Jiu asked the doctor, "Are you sure he can't? If I seduce him hard enough, could he manage it?"
The muscles in the doctor's face twitched. "..."
"Actually, Chieftain, you don't have to work so hard. I have medicine!"
Qi Ming, the legitimate son of the Duke of Qi and the Grand Princess, had been pampered for twenty years. Then, while traveling south to visit his grandmother, he was abducted by bandits.
Qi Ming thought he was done for, but happened to run into a clash between two bandit groups. Sheng Jiu, the female bandit chief, rescued him and took him back to Mount Jiuhuang.
Struck by Qi Ming's looks, Sheng Jiu wanted to keep him as her husband.
Qi Ming: No, no, no, I can't do this. I'm scared of all that fighting and killing. Besides, I'm weak and sickly, and hard to keep alive. I'll die if you keep me in your stronghold!
Sheng Jiu: ...
Male lead Qi Ming: a cool, delicate beauty in a wheelchair, pampered, sickly, and difficult to care for.
Female lead Sheng Jiu: swings a huge blade and kills with gusto, but goes soft whenever she sees the male lead.
The female bandit chief Sheng Jiu has been worried lately.
Her sickly young gentleman spends twenty taels a day. It's hard to make money. What a worry!
Her young gentleman has powerful enemies. Sheng Jiu worries every day that her little stronghold will be razed to the ground. What a huge worry!!
Her young gentleman has gotten a taste for it and always wants more. Sheng Jiu works herself to the bone, beset by troubles inside and out. What an enormous worry!!!
Qi Ming: A little fox who wags his tail. He looks like he's being forced, but he's actually got her wrapped around his finger.
Coming next: The Leader of the Hehuan Sect Is a Top-Tier Green Tea Man
Li Lianqing, leader of the Hehuan Sect, suffered a qi deviation while practicing and became paralyzed.
The elite cultivators from the various sects whom he had once seduced and then callously abandoned:
"What a stroke of luck! The heavens have a way of making sure you get what's coming to you!"
"Li Lianqing finally got what he deserved!!"
"So what are we waiting for? Now's the perfect time to get revenge!!!"
To stop the Hehuan Sect from being wiped out, Li Lianqing decides to make one last attempt with the six months he has left to live: find a powerful ally to protect the sect.
He sets his sights on Chen Xueyun, the top sword cultivator of the Heartless Path, a cold-faced female lord.
Chen Xueyun, at first: Try to seduce me and you're dead!
Chen Xueyun, a month later: I can't believe your charms are this powerful even though you're paralyzed!!
Chen Xueyun, three months later: Li Lianqing, I won't let you die!!!
But one day, Chen Xueyun discovers...
Or perhaps:
Disabled Demon Lord, I'm Here to Save You
After a car accident, Zhang Susu discovers that she has transmigrated into a book, specifically the old-fashioned tragic romance she wrote at sixteen.
Leng Qingshuang. You can tell from the heroine's name alone how cheesy this novel is.
And I have a very particular kink: tormenting the male lead, tormenting him like crazy...
By the chapter I've transmigrated into, the poor male lead, that noble Demon Lord, has already been tortured into paralysis by me!!!
Now the System orders me to continue the plot, or I'll die.
What was supposed to happen next...?
Damn it, I haven't written it yet!!!
That's right, the story ends abruptly right here. It's unfinished!
But I know my own habits, so I can guess what happens next.
The male and female leads will run into all kinds of mishaps, then the male lead will get hurt and the female lead will save him, the male lead will get hurt and the female lead will save him...
Zhang Susu, forced to transmigrate into the heroine, is exasperated: I don't want to deal with all these accidents every day!
At least the heroine is always fine. The male lead is the one who suffers.
Zhang Susu looks at the pale-faced Demon Lord, blood spurting from wounds all over his body, and feels deeply sorry for him.
No, I'm going to defy fate and change the ending.
Demon Lord, I'm here to save you!
Theme: Love can cross mountains and seas!
Chapter 52... The male protagonist has nothing but dislike for the female protagonist. Almost from the beginning of the story, the heroine has been using her hot face to stick with other people's cold ass, and just find someone else to forget about it. Why is she still spending time with a crippled and arrogant young man?
I feel that my relationship is progressing slowly, and I have been waiting for the ambiguous period between the two of them before starting to have sex. But after so many chapters, the male protagonist still doesn't feel any ambiguity at all when faced with the female protagonist's initiative. He is just angry that he was offended. (At the same time, it seems that the heroine's behavior is really a bit offensive.)
No, the heroine in this chapter was so greasy that it made me feel uncomfortable. This is more than refusing to welcome, this is strength [rolls eyes]
Hahaha, it's really funny, but I feel more and more that I can see the spark between Jiang Shanyue and Sheng Jiu, but not between her and Xiao Guanren. Hey, it is completely different from the original article... I feel that love still needs sparks, and there are not so many "whys" to talk about... I have been looking for "reasonableness", so I can't find the focus of love on the road of long-lasting love...
It feels like the heroine is written as a bitch
Erm To be honest, isn't this silly big man a good match for the heroine?
It's not just that you show your heart and people will fall in love with it, people can choose not to love it [changed] If we don't create some plot to promote the emotional development of the male and female protagonists, it's really better to separate.
The progress of love is too slow, right?
Where has the author gone? Don't be fooled.
I like Xiao Jiuer very much, she is a sweetheart! On the contrary, now the sky is full of cool articles about heroines, which makes people feel boring. I look forward to entering v as soon as possible, haha!