Reborn, if anyone asked Gu Qi what he thought of Xiao Wen, he'd say he wanted to pin the man to the ground and beat him senseless. He might even wish that Xiao Wen would get hit by a car and die the next day.
In his previous life, Gu Qi had loved Xiao Wen desperately, even going so far as to break with his parents for him.
But the man didn't love him. Xiao Wen looked at Gu Qi as if he were some ridiculous clown.
The day Gu Qi and Xiao Wen argued and broke up, it was pouring rain. Gu Qi had barely stepped outside when he was hit by a car, his blood splattering across the scene.
But then he woke up reborn on the very day he'd confessed to Xiao Wen.
He looked at the huge bouquet of roses in pink wrapping in his hands, then at the disdainful man in front of him.
He immediately hurled the bouquet into Xiao Wen's face. "You lousy bastard, I'm done with you."
Goodbye! Who wants to be a lovesick fool anyway?
Now that he had seen the bastard's true colors, Gu Qi felt refreshed. No one could treat him like dirt anymore.
But one day, the bastard's younger brother showed up, calling him "sister-in-law" the moment he opened his mouth.
What are you calling me that for? I'll be damned if I'm your sister-in-law!
Gu Qi snapped, "Don't call me that. I'm not your sister-in-law."
The kid's eyes darted about, revealing two adorable little dimples. "Then... I'll call you my wife."
The brat was out of line. How dare he!
Gu Qi gradually realized the kid was like a piece of sticky plaster: no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake him off.
The kid pestered him for candy every day...
The kid pestered him for kisses every day...
The kid pestered him to do the deed every day...
Then one day, Gu Qi noticed his belly gradually swelling.
Beside him, the kid looked at his stomach and laughed. "I'm going to be a dad!"
Good heavens, he's a man! How did he get pregnant???!!!
Affectionate, clingy seme who always gets his way x short-tempered, tsundere uke
Reader's Guide:
● One-on-one romance, happy ending
● Not an ABO setting. Just assume the uke has a special ability that lets him have a baby.
Theme: Cut your losses in time
