Falling for a Merchant's Son [System]

A short-tempered young master turns into a tsundere drama queen of a top × a bottom who doesn't want to be a villain, but the System won't let him One day, the System assigned Jing Xiang a mission: sabotage the restaurant's electrical wiring. And so the following scene unfolded: "Explain," Lan Zhao said. Jing Xiang let out a sigh and said with a straight face, "I'm here to fix the wiring. It broke yesterday, remember? I wanted to see what went wrong. I'm actually really interested in physics, too." Lan Zhao let him finish, then bluntly spat out two words: "Bullshit." Jing Xiang: "..." "Fine." Jing Xiang took a deep breath. "I admit it. I'm a secret agent sent by aliens, and my mission is to destroy every electrical circuit on Earth." Lan Zhao: "..." Jing Xiang continued, "You don't believe me, do you? But that's the truth. I find it hard to believe myself, but it can't be helped. Every one of us lives with a mission to fulfill. To save my planet, I have to complete this task. I hope you can understand." Lan Zhao: "..." -- The Years I Was at the System's Mercy The rebirth System is a pink pig with rhinestones, serial number 761, and a real troublemaker. 761: "Master, you have one chance to live again. But first, you must complete the hundred tasks assigned by the System, then find the killer and save yourself. Otherwise, you'll still die ten years from now. Heh heh (don't ask, that's just a pig's oink)." These "hundred tasks" involve turning the well-mannered Jing Xiang into a villain in everyday life by all sorts of bizarre methods. "Master, your task today is to smoke a cigarette." "...I'll smoke your grandma." 1. Before his death, Jing Xiang was a lawyer. The last case he took was a tax evasion case against the notorious unscrupulous tycoon Lan Qiguo. Not long after taking it on, he died in a car accident. Clearly, it was a deliberate attempt on his life. And the culprit was undoubtedly the defendant, Lan Qiguo. Reborn with a heart full of outrage and helplessness, he somehow fell in love with the tycoon's son! As they say, "A thousand-mile journey to deliver your ass, a grand gesture with little affection." 2. Lan Zhao is a hot-tempered young master who wears a scowl all day, as if everyone owes him hundreds of taels of gold. Deep down, though, he's a lovestruck, conceited little brat. Excerpt 1: "What are you going to do about it?" Lan Zhao leaned against the wall and looked at him provocatively. Jing Xiang took a breath, walked up to Lan Zhao, and grabbed him by the collar. "If you dare tell anyone, I'll lock you in a little room and kiss you all day." He thought the kid was shy, and that such a disgusting threat would surely make him blush with anger. Instead, the other boy stared right at him, raised an eyebrow, and said, "Oh?" Jing Xiang: "..." "Go ahead and try." Lan Zhao kept his hands in his pockets and didn't resist Jing Xiang's rude actions at all. His meek submission made him seem completely at Jing Xiang's mercy. In a young, yet alluring voice, he drawled, "Let's see if that can make me angry." Beneath that arrogant bravado lay a vivid, dewy rose. It was a little twisted, romantic, and looked like surrender, like the most solemn of ceremonies. Excerpt 2: "Is that... a helmet?" Jing Xiang asked. "Yeah." Lan Zhao followed his gaze. "Want to try it on? Maybe it'll make me like you." "Give me a break. Who's stupid enough to wear a helmet at home?" Jing Xiang laughed. Lan Zhao didn't speak for a long time. When Jing Xiang turned to look at him, he saw that Lan Zhao's face had darkened. "Don't tell me you really wear a helmet at home?" Jing Xiang guessed. At last, Lan Zhao snapped, "Who are you calling stupid?" Jing Xiang: "..." Excerpt 3: "Is Jing Xiang here?" Shen Qiaoxu looked around. "Here!" Jing Xiang called, raising his hand with a smile. Shen Qiaoxu came over. "You haven't been around these past couple of days, so let me fill you in. Lan Zhao is a new student in our class and doesn't know a lot of the rules yet. You should show him the ropes. His grades aren't great, either, so help him out when you have time. Thanks." Jing Xiang's thoughts went from "Me? Look after him? I'd sooner take him to his death" to "Absolutely not. Even if the Jade Emperor himself knelt on a keyboard and kowtowed to me, I still wouldn't do it," and then to "No way, no way, no way. Important things must be said three times. This is so important, I'll say it four times: no way." In the end, all he managed to say was, "No problem. It's the least I can do." Damn this need to save face... [Rich-family melodrama, with twist after twist!] Theme: Life is supreme