[Genshin Impact Crossover] Paimon Wants to Go Home

"Traveler, I'm your best companion!" "No, you're a fish." Xianming Youqi pointed at the river. "I fished you out." "Paimon is not a fish!" Paimon put her hands on her hips. "But thanks so much for helping me wash my hair, too!" Xianming Youqi: ... She reached out to feed more firewood into the stove. "Aaaaaah!" On her first day in another world, Youqi was full, and Paimon was dead (not really). Former Hell Girl Xianming Youqi quit her job and returned home to look after her family's long-abandoned little shrine. As an emotionally detached shrine maiden and current ghost, her usual work was cleaning the shrine, and she was determined to rebuild it. She never expected a gluttonous, money-loving Paimon who loved sticking her nose into other people's business to fall out of the sky. From then on, her life became a routine of doing quests, solving people's problems, pulling on banners, and constantly losing the 50/50. Who knew that as Yokohama's turmoil grew, rumors like these would begin to spread? [The fourth organization between the Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency, and the Special Division for Unusual Powers] [A hand in the darkness, a weaver and destroyer of schemes] Xianming Youqi: ? Don't bother me. I'll soon figure out how to pierce the world's barrier and send Paimon home. Paimon: Huh? Are we really that amazing? Please note: > Romance is minimal. > The heroine is lawful neutral. > By common sense, there shouldn't be any major squicks. > I've cut most of the original Bungo Stray Dogs plot. I don't like making characters suffer, but the Genshin Impact cast will make a complete mess of the plot. No vampires! There will be no vampire storyline! I've only watched the anime, so I don't know the vampire plot in the original novels. Here's a preview of another upcoming story [ Genshin Impact ] A Guide to Graduating from the Akademiya (Also known as: I Couldn't Graduate, So I Switched Careers and Became a Hit Light Novel Author; I Wrote Novels and Somehow Became Richer Than Kings. A novel within a novel, with a happy ending.) A frail young woman transmigrates into a game world and becomes a student at Sumeru's Akademiya. Who knew her advisor would reject her thesis over and over? After spending all her funding, she's forced to rummage through the trash in Sumeru, where she happens to find the architect Kaveh sleeping on the street. Just when she finally gets through that rough patch, someone reports her for suspicious research funding, putting her on the radar of the Great General Mahamatra, Cyno. Then her Eleazar suddenly worsens, and she's sent to Gandharva Ville, where her senior, Tighnari, treats her. Won't someone save her? She's never going to graduate! Alhaitham glances at the sixth draft of her thesis. "You've revised it five times, and Yae Publishing House still hasn't accepted it?" The young woman breaks down. "Alhaitham! It's a thesis! A thesis!" Eventually, she joins Sumeru's light novel association. Overnight, her thesis, no, her light novel, becomes a bestseller across the continent. From ancient Sumeru myths, like the tragic love song of the Dendro Archon and the Scarlet King, to the recent legend of the blond Traveler who appeared in Sumeru City. From a cat on a remote island in Inazuma, waiting for someone who will never return, to a nursery rhyme about the Hydro Dragon King of Sumeru's neighboring nation, sung by everyone. Love and hate flow gracefully through her words. Lesser Lord Kusanali: When I read her writing, I feel a little familiar with it. Even if I can't remember why, it comforts me. Traveler Aether: Fushita, you aren't from Teyvat, are you? If you keep writing about me, I'll have no choice but to confiscate your pen. The cat shrine grows more popular, and the Hydro Dragon King of Fontaine and the Hydro Archon become a couple, too. Yae Miko sighs. "Fushita, you were born for this. When are you coming to work at Yae Publishing House? Meals and housing included." Fushita: "You're not kidding, are you? Waaaah, if it's really that great, why hasn't my thesis been approved yet?" Yae Miko: "Get a grip. You're already Yae Publishing House's most profitable author. You could sleep on a pile of Mora and not have to worry about a thing." Once Fushita comes to her senses, she decides to buy the Akademiya. Then Sumeru City. Then the Harbingers. She almost buys a god, too. [Reading Guide] >The heroine is frail and sensitive, but gradually becomes more cheerful as the story progresses! >The author has come to terms with reality _(:□"∠)_. No love triangles here. The story focuses mostly on friendship and family. Once the male lead is established, the heroine and hero will definitely be mutually devoted (fist pump, I love this!!) Premise: Time doesn't heal wounds. Growing up does.