A little fox was walking along, walking and walking, when plop, it fell into a pit. It ran around at the bottom, constantly saying, “I have a thousand, a thousand, a thousand ideas.”
A little girl was brushing her teeth, brushing and brushing, when boom, she transmigrated. She ran around in another world, weeping bitterly and wailing, “I have a hundred, a hundred, a hundred sons.”
None of those hundred sons were human. They were all vigorous little saplings… That’s life on a tea table, piled high with cups of tragedy~
The poor girl turns her grief and anger into strength and finally becomes a rising star in another world, a new ape (yes, a super-strong gorilla of a girl). She leads an army of plants in a counterattack against the human realm, watches the tides of fortune, roams the martial world, wreaks havoc at court, and sweeps across the land. Oh, right, one very important thing: since this is a matriarchal world, there’s also plenty of teasing handsome men and keeping one in each arm, of course. Ohohoho!
A snakelike vine winds silently up behind her, then wham, knocks her out and drags her away in one swift, clean motion…
As she struggles for her life, tears streaming down her face, she cries: Aoki, I was wrong, I really was! I won’t tease handsome men anymore, okay? Can I please skip kneeling on the washboard tonight? Huh? Huh?
Portal to my ongoing stories:
Come by and visit often~~
A friend drew me a really, really beautiful picture. I just have to show it off~
Special thanks to Fei Mou, mwah!
Why did it suddenly break? What a pity! It has been lying in the collection and never been touched again.
Wow, I read this article n years ago on the monthly list, but I didn't follow it. Now I suddenly think about it, it turned out that I was tricked... I have a very strange feeling.
Spread flowers, why do all the good articles stop being updated?
Why did I accidentally watch the end, and how did it accidentally dawn?
No... No more Have you traveled through time? Woo woo woo
I would rather enter v~!!! I really want to read on
It's rare to find such a good article, why not update it Come back soon~~~~~~~!!!!!
Big. . . How come you haven't come back after disappearing for so long?
Dear Dad, where have you been?!
Have you given up? No way. No way. It looks good.