How I Shipped CPs in a Horror Game

In a chat group called "A Loving Family."

A certain admin surnamed Lu posted an announcement.

[Title: I'm a paying player in a certain horror game. I spent money on it, got ready to fight the boss, and then discovered that some random NPC had married the boss instead. What do I do? Should I still fight the boss?]

Zhang Gou, who had been betrothed to Lu Ke since they were children, returned from abroad and moved into his house the very next day.

Zhang Yize's favorite hobby was picking on him, tormenting him to death!

One day, he sent Zhang Gou a message.

Lu Ke: Do you remember that note I passed you during evening study in high school? I asked why, out of all the people there, you only picked on me.

Zhang Yize: Did that happen?

Lu Ke: [Keep pretending.]

What Zhang Yize didn't know was that Lu Ke later found the note in Zhang Gou's textbook. On the back, Zhang Gou had written, "I only want to pick on you, and I only like you!"

Zhang Yize x Lu Ke

Reader's Guide: 1. There are some game scenes at the beginning; the rest is slice-of-life.

2. The story is written in a fairly outline-like style.

3. Weibo: by Mr. Ben

Theme: I only want to pick on you, and I only like you!