Sorry for the gaffe, Jie V, I will not write this book again, and I will never write about women without essays again. The extreme female readership is so scary that I wanted to hide away for a while and continue writing after being opened an account. As a result, the editor informed me that someone had reported the Danmei fanfic I wrote a long time ago.
I'm convinced that I'm really capable. When I write about a female protagonist, you go to extremes and say she's not a big enough heroine and that she's as vicious as a man. How can I write about Danmei? I have forgotten the fanfic I wrote more than 800 years ago. Please find it for me. I opened all my accounts on all other social platforms, and I didn't even know there was an account. Are you being a bit too ambiguous? Are you awesome? I wish you to marry a second man and have eight children!
[Diary comes true + reality barrage + dark flow Mary Sue]
Bai Ling traveled back in time to her second-grade diary when she was a child.
What's not good is that her second grade setting is a dark world view!
Her family's Shiloa Empire is a dystopian and decadent human empire that combines a high degree of centralization, religious rule, and extreme xenophobia.
My father was a war tyrant and an extreme control freak. In order to monitor all citizens at all times, he transformed himself into the sun and hung it in the sky.
The mother is a manic and neurotic woman who uses slaves to refine medicine in order to maintain her beauty.
My brother is a taciturn killing machine with cold-blooded and brutal methods of invasion, colonization, and governance.
Even those so-called gods are strange monsters in the subspace that can cause people to mutate at any time. They couldn't extricate themselves from Bai Ling's soul. They were all hooked like dogs and wanted to lick Bai Ling in their dreams. Fighting to make Bai Ling fall into the abyss and become their dependent.
Bai Ling struggled to survive in the diary and was living abroad. Finally, she wanted to return to the palace and become a princess, but suddenly she found that the diary world had turned into an anime with someone else as the protagonist! And she is the evil villain princess that everyone hates!
[It's finally going to be animated, looking forward to it! ]
[Why use the villain princess to open the trailer? This kind of condescending oppressor is so annoying, squeamish, vicious, stupid, stupid, selfish, vain and shallow. You don't even deserve to be in the hero's harem! ]
[And her whole family is a villain, so hurry up and die! When will the male protagonist come out? ]
[The male protagonist will come out immediately. According to the plot, he is going to kidnap the princess and escape from the empire! The villain princess will die soon after completing this section! ]
The vicious villain princess. Bai Ling:...
She found the male protagonist mentioned in the barrage on the spot in advance, and found a way to take over the male protagonist's identity, stealing everything from the male protagonist and becoming the strongest.
*
People in the real world will never forget that day.
The great demons of the subspace entered the real space and wreaked havoc; the empire's expedition fleet invaded reality, surrounded the Blue Star, and demanded that their missing princess be found, otherwise they would directly carry out a planetary destruction strike, blast the entire Blue Star into a mine, and prevent the pollution of the subspace.
——The missing princess Bai Ling was enjoying breakfast, using her sacred mouth to gnaw clean the pancake fruit in her sacred hand as a holy communion.
She has wings of steel behind her, a brilliant light behind her head, a Holy Crown crown on her head, holding a chain sword in the sky on the edge of the broken battlefield in the real world. She is like a saint coming to the world, and without embarrassment, she reads her lines in a loud voice to the dull real-life humans, the imperial army and the invading demon relatives, "You little ants, you are ridiculous! I sentence you to death today! You, wake up!"
[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Princess, I was wrong, it turns out you are really a princess. If I had gone there, I would have died in 5 minutes]
[Sister, I was wrong. I shouldn't have called you stupid. You are the smartest. You are a smart baby! You fooled us all (crying)]
[Sister! Sister, please take me away, Sister! You are my only master! ]
[Sister, your moral quality is very low, but your beauty makes up for it]
[The princess is so beautiful, no matter what she does, she will be forgiven! She is indeed the most beautiful woman in the universe! I want to be the princess's dog! ]
Reading guide:
* It's probably a Western fantasy worldview, a hodgepodge, and it also incorporates some biblical content. If it offends anyone, please avoid it yourself.
*This is a serious drama with a growth-oriented heroine. She has shortcomings at the beginning, but there will be a process of change, and she will gradually become the strongest. Please don't scold her. After all, it's not a perfect character. If you have moral requirements for the protagonist, don't enter. If you feel something is wrong, just run away. (Can you refer to Tomie? But it's actually Salome.
*The level is bad, the heart is fragile, but I will work hard to improve. Please protect the cold subject and don't scold the cook.
*This article is fictional and does not have any allusions to reality.
Recommend my preview of "I Join the Crew to Play the God of Cooking"
[The male protagonist has no CP + food + crew]
Wu Shiqing, who won the Master of Chef Gold Award, traveled to the interstellar era when he was receiving the award. He became a gangster without an identity and could not find a job, and could only make a living by working as an extra.
Wu Shiqing, who only knows how to cook:...
That's okay, can people still starve to death? It's good to be a backdrop, cook some food and use it as props for the crew, so I can live a casual life.
Wu Shiqing got into a small low-cost film crew and started his career as a chef.
However, the crews he worked for all moved towards weird styles of painting.
Scene management: Director, Teacher Wu only played the role of the cook (Chew Chew Chew), and left after filming this part (Chew Chew Chew), but the actors would make trouble if they couldn't eat from Teacher Wu!
Director: Why is the food so awesome? All the actors have gained ten pounds, and they are still eating there! What else are you eating? I don't want to do it anymore! I don't believe this evil! Let me try it! (Chew Chew Chew) Well... (Chew Chew Chew) There is indeed some knowledge (Chew Chew Chew), how can there be such delicious food in this world (Chew Chew Chew)? Add drama! Add drama! We can't let him run away!
As a result, Interstellar viewers discovered that a strange phenomenon occurred in all types of film and television dramas.
In Su Shuang's sweet pet drama, the male and female protagonists eat every day. When they broke up, the heroine didn't run away with the ball. Instead, she sneaked into the hero's villa overnight and stole the cook. The hero chased the heroine across the galaxy for the cook.
In a retro supernatural horror drama, the female ghost kills people every day, and her companions die one by one. The protagonist group still can't find a way to repair the spaceship and escape, so they are dilly-dallying every day, happily dragging their feet while waiting for a meal.
In an interstellar war drama, the leaders of both sides negotiate every day just for food.
In a doomsday disaster movie, the Zerg show up and the protagonist is still eating. The first thing the Zerg do when they invade the Federation is to find a place to eat.
Wu Shiqing looked at the crew frantically grabbing food and fell into deep thought: It's strange, I'm just a cook, why do you keep adding scenes to me?
October 8, 2024 (Each version of the copy will be archived and certified)
Intention: Confidence and self-improvement, heading towards glory
Reader comments
My dear, take good care of yourself! Everyone will be waiting for you to come back!
My dear, take good care of yourself! Everyone will be waiting for you to come back!
Master, I can't drink enough~~
Ahhhhhhhh I finally found it
Why doesn't Master accept Jiu Tou as a pet?