Inspector Lestrade's Last Words

Mr. Lestrade has been feeling tired lately, very tired. Scotland Yard seems to be less friendly. Every day, whether on the steps in front of the door or in the corridor outside the office, there are more and more new faces and fewer and fewer old faces. When he calls out the name of Mrs. Rashford, the confession recorder, it is Miss Grace who comes in. When he sends his assistant Luan Si to Kensington Street to stop a fight, it is the young detective Wiggins who maintains order on the streets of Kensington. The thought of Wiggins made Lestrade feel slightly unhappy. This kid had become the idol of the young policemen. Of course, Lestrade knew that it was all because of the man behind Wiggins that this little tramp became Scotland Yard's popular newcomer, a future star police detective. Lestrade is about to retreat from the stage to the background, but his former rival is still hanging around in front of the stage, like an immortal soul, still being chased and worshiped by the little policemen. Maybe one day they will erect a bronze statue of him in the forecourt of Scotland Yard! Lestrade, an agent who had served the British Empire for nearly 30 years, had to consider retirement. What would he do in retirement? Going to the countryside to plant flowers? Thinking that his old rival often claimed to keep bees after retirement, Lestrade became angry again. How could he be so unlucky as to think of planting flowers? Maybe one of the flowers he plants will have a bee that that guy keeps crawling on it! Lestrade subconsciously made a driving movement... 'What are you doing? There are no flies in the house! "Mrs. Lestrade's loud voice woke the senior agent from his nap. "But there are bees!" " "Bee? Where are the bees? Mrs. Lestrade looked around and suddenly became nervous. "In our future farm. Lestrade muttered vaguely. "Okay, you are thinking wildly again. Go to bed. By the way, Cynthia may bring the children to the house on the weekend. You are not allowed to work overtime! Unless the king entrusts you with the case! " "As long as the talkative son-in-law doesn't come, I won't work overtime. " "What's wrong with Pycroft? He's a nice guy and he makes a lot of money. " "He has so many wisecracks!" "Lestrade replied angrily, this is really an annoying thing. How could he be inseparable from that guy all his life? The world is so big, how could his daughter fall in love with his old rival's client so coincidentally, and marry that guy regardless of everything! Whenever her son-in-law tells a joke, Cynthia always looks at him with admiration. This look is familiar to Lestrade. When Cynthia was only 13 years old, she looked at her old rival like this at the door of the Baker Street Bookstore. After Lestrade and her old rival finished talking and saying goodbye, Cynthia shook his arm and said, "Dad, is that Mr. Holmes?" " 'Yes, Cynthia. " Hearing this answer, Cynthia suddenly burst into tears. Lestrade hurriedly knelt down and asked: "What's the matter, honey?" 'Will Mr. Holmes wait for me to grow up? " Lestrade was dizzy at the time, God... "Cynthia!" Don't let your imagination run wild! I will never let this happen! If you think like this again, you will never grow up! " "Wow -" Cynthia cried loudly, and Lestrade was so panicked that he quickly called a carriage and picked up his daughter. On the bumpy carriage, Lestrade comforted him: "Cynthia, don't worry, of course you will grow up...' "Will Mr. Holmes grow up too?" "He will grow old!" Lestrade replied angrily. "Wow -" his daughter started crying again, and Lestrade had to promise to buy two dolls with moving eyes and a large bag of candies to finally calm his daughter down. He always thought that as time went by, Cynthia would be better and sensible, but as time passed, Cynthia was no longer good and sensible, and eventually married Pycroft, Mr. Holmes's client. Well, Lestrade should thank God. Fortunately, that guy knew nothing about marriage and love. Apart from handling cases, he had no time and energy to think about anything else, so Lestrade had a son-in-law who was a securities broker. As soon as the son-in-law appeared, there would be a lot of witticisms waiting for Lestrade. Scotland Yard, the police, and detectives would all become the targets of his son-in-law's ridicule. He felt strange that Pycroft was only the guy's client, so how could he have that guy's eloquence. Sometimes Lestrade really felt that the guy was behind it.

I'm here to support the League of Gentlemen, although the author was worried that Fu would steal fans, so he didn't include Fu.

I'm here to urge you to update~(>_

How much I am looking forward to it... My dear, you are worried. The articles you write are very beautiful [Wags tail] I really hope you write some HP [although I really want to see "Old Fu coldly, elegantly and reliably, took the hand of Malfoy who was struggling in pain and said..." Something] I really want to read it. There are very few good SHORLOCK articles nowadays [Looking through tears] He is my savior! PS: I'm afraid of being suspected of being a fake, so I'd rather call someone a fake [What kind of logic is that?]

I ah ah ah ah, I really want to see the rain with HP+SHORLOCK written in capital letters ah ah ah ah

You were already cheated while I was here...

In fact, I think the abbreviation of Prof. H is very cute, so W should be a good student. (But the age setting is completely different from the original work) Also, the author, have you read Mr. Poe's 2 (3?) Articles? There are also works by his "admirer" forensic doctor Freeman who was at the same time as A. C. D. In fact, every pair is very interesting.

I think H is indeed an SS-type Slytherin (I won't go into details about the settings similar to yours), and W should belong to the kind of nerd Ravenclaw who is very talented in potions, herbalism and dark magic defense (in short, a passive defense and aftermath type). He relies on going to the library to find information and instructions, but has no understanding of the world and respects wisdom (SH). Don't you think the color suits his personality very well? (Personally, I think it's quite calm) And the same is true for the eye color in my mind. (Maybe it's because I was brainwashed by the "DNA" @Seattle Library a few days ago...)

This setting is pretty good! Like!

Aww, front row! I love Mark to death!