[Bungo Stray Dogs] Miss Dazai in a White Dress

/The author is sensitive. I welcome feedback, but not insults or abuse./

/Elementary-school-level writing. I might not do my ideas justice./

/Depending on your personal reading standards, this may hit some of your pet peeves. There shouldn't be too many for now./

/The leads' worldviews differ from ours. Warning: their values are questionable./

Also known as "Please Feel Free to Join the Snark Squad," "Can Sirens and Humans Have Children?" and "Why Are My Titles Always So Weird?"

Synopsis A:

Miss Dazai is delicate and soft, easy to push over, kind-hearted, sweet, and always ready to help. She's practically a pure white lotus blooming unstained from the muddy waters of the Port Mafia.

The white lotus blossoms atop a snowy peak, watered by a host of eligible bachelors. The oddball roughnecks and lovesick women of the Port Mafia gaze at her with starry eyes, setting out to secretly bet on which senior member of the Port Mafia has the best chance of becoming Miss Dazai's partner. But all the shipping, switching sides, and starting discussions falls apart one day, when a shocking post makes the Port Mafia forum crash from all the traffic.

[Shocking: A look at the men Miss Dazai has been close to throughout her life]

Synopsis B:

Miss Dazai is a black lotus, but next to her wicked older brother, she's as pure and innocent as a white lotus.

It is the nature of flowers, after all. Just as many flowers cannot live without water, Miss Dazai cannot live without her source of water.

"Otherwise, I'll surely die." That day, Miss Dazai gazed at the pitch-black night and spoke with a smile that seemed on the verge of tears.

[The CP is most likely (?) set as Dazai Osamu]

Theme: Learn to love.