Original female lead × Byakuran. Written for my own amusement, don't be weird about it.
I always thought my boyfriend was just a terminal case of chuunibyou.
Even when he went on about destroying the world to create a new one.
Even when he gathered a group of fellow chuunibyou and put on an elaborate make-believe game of boss and underlings.
I just sighed that there were too many chuunibyou in the world. A mature woman should learn to ignore her boyfriend's occasional bouts of madness. Once life gave him a few hard knocks, he'd come around.
Then I'd go right back to watching him sneakily gorge himself on marshmallows every day. Honestly, I was scared I'd get a critical notice about his late-stage diabetes one day.
Until one day, he came back after kidnapping a little girl.
Me: ????????????
Me: You're dead!!!
Byakuran: Don't be like that, I'm loyal! She's just a toy.
Me: That's even worse! Are you trying to break up with me?
Byakuran: QAQ, absolutely not! I'll just stop bringing her around you.
Me: I'm leaving home! You're in my past now! You jerk, so you want to experience the long road to winning your wife back, huh?!
I never expected that not long afterward, he'd be the one heading to the crematorium first.
Me: ...
Theme: You need to find a reliable man to date.
For the first time, I came to a consensus with Ba Ku Lan... Things like bitter melon should not exist. How can they be repaired?
Hey, maybe Zha Zhalan is really suitable for being treated like an old mother.
Please update, please update, please update.
Grandpa, the article you are following has been updated.
Today is also a bad day for the white bacterium.
Can you tell me who will write the next article?
You're a fastidious woman! How many walls are there left?
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Is it a fate update? I want to see the follow-up
Bai Lan is indeed a scumbag, but he smells so good