[Harry Potter] Houseless

First person. Enter at your own risk if it's not your thing.

A classic transmigration setup, leaning toward silly comedy. Everyone survives.

Medium-length novel, not too many chapters.

A feel-good power fantasy, with a plot that may diverge from canon.

Canon couples remain intact. The heroine has no romantic storyline.

The heroine is Chinese, a university junior, and a longtime Harry Potter fan. By a twist of fate, she transmigrates into the magical world in the books.

She is already an adult when she enrolls at Hogwarts. Her appearance and age don't change, and she remains 21 throughout her time in the magical world.

In the real world, the heroine was a terrible student. English was the only subject she was good at, and she was bad at everything else (which is why she can chat with the British without any trouble). But when she arrives in the magical world, not a single house will take her, making her the first Houseless person in Hogwarts history.

She's easygoing, content to lie flat, and loves flirting with beautiful women and handsome men wherever she goes. She eats, drinks, sleeps, and plays, and her exam results are a complete mess.

Even so, she still wants to make up for the regrets she carries in her heart.

Here's a short preview to start with (maybe?).

The Sorting Hat split apart.

It really did split apart, seams coming undone and all. Even Professor McGonagall couldn't stop it from falling to pieces.

The whole hall erupted in an uproar. The Sorting Ceremony couldn't continue, and the new students looked around in confusion, thinking this was some kind of annual prank. But the older students panicked too. They all got to their feet, pointing and whispering to one another on the platform, as if things were so serious the sky itself might fall.

And I was the one responsible for all this chaos.

Theme: We are all nameless, ordinary people.