[Updating "Snail girl who is a curse spirit, please do not break in illegally" cp real person
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On the surface, his father is an ordinary taxi driver, but his true identity is a mysterious detective. His main deed is to bring down the international villain winery organization.
On the surface, her mother is a stuntwoman on a children's show, but her true identity is the Witch Phantom Thief. Her main deeds are that she studied under the Phantom Thief Kidd and is currently tracking down her master's whereabouts.
And because of their love for Gundam, the two seemingly incompatible people met by chance at an offline flash mob and quickly fell in love, and they had the fruit of their love, Mei Meizi!
Who is Mei Meizi, you ask?
That's right! It's down there!
When her parents concealed their identities and acted as Mr. And Mrs. Smith, Umeko Kirisato's superpowers were born! Or there is a more professional name to call it.
Her technique - Gundam Pilot, makes anything I pilot a Gundam.
"Mom and dad are proud of you! Let our baby Meimei become the best driver!" The parents' eyes revealed a fanatical light.
To become the world's number one pilot, the first step is to enter the Magic Academy and defeat the two seniors, the white-haired, sunglasses-and-cock-cat and the Pokémon-monster bangs!
Mei Meizi! Let\'s go——
The seemingly mature No. 1 Of the same period said: "It's better for you to calm down."
Like-minded No. 2 Happy Puppy and Mei Meizi supported her choice by high-fiving.
"Mei Meizi, come on!"
"Oh Haiyuan! My soul friend! I love you!"
"Oh Umeko, my best friend! I love you!"
Nanami: Do they really understand what they are talking about?
Wait, why are there so many difficulties and obstacles on the way to becoming the strongest in the magic world?
"It doesn't matter Li Xiang, even if you are a non-magician, so what! As long as you go to a cram school in Hawaii, you will be fine!" She gave a thumbs up to Li Xiang.
The future political queen, Rika: ... Does not want to admit that she was obsessed with her as her teacher.
As for astral matter, it is a very interesting research topic!
She had something to say to Mr. Spell Killer who was obstructing the research: "We will cure your wife's disease with the reversal surgery, but you have to join us."
Chanyuan Shi'er picked his ears and said, "You'd better stop that little white-haired kid first."
As for the omniscient and omnipotent Lord Tianyuan, although she knows this is very whimsical, don't be surprised yet.
"According to the principle, after combining the unique structure of the astral body to absorb the input of brain cells, the blood enters its body and connects the pons. At the same time, due to the benign reaction between the unique body structure of the ancient dinosaur and the concentration of mantras in contemporary society, the child grows at an extremely rapid rate. With the bioelectric stimulation of the brain with my mantra, combined with the biological instinct of the sucking reflex, we can get a perpetual motion dinosaur astral body that can absorb mantras and repeatedly reverse the spell!"
She was saying something strange to Master Tianyuan. It would be scary no matter how you think about the astral body turning into a dinosaur!
He punched Yu Sanjia and kicked the director general meeting.
Natsuyou-senpai, please stop being bitter, eat more soba noodles, and then embark on the road to politics without mercy! The future of the magic world depends on you!
Wtw: What about me?
Doctor Glass, who used the reversal technique to purify the cursed spirit, smiled: Please step aside for now, Gojo.
Let us interview the poor victim No. 1 Naohua Jiang: I don't know, they rushed up talking about companions, close friends, or bonds.
Mr. Finger No. 2: I don't know. They said that the science of green environmental protection is priceless and they made me into a battery...
Note:
1. CP is Haiyuan Xiong! The heroine is a happy puppy, and happy puppies should partner with happy puppies! ! !
2. There will be all kinds of weird memes and private designs, but there is no malicious intention!
3. Will work hard to kick everyone's lunch!
4. I am the king of typos and welcome to catch bugs!
Advance receipt copy:
"Leader, am I not dead yet?"
Jun Baba deleted the resignation report from his computer for the 10,086th time, switching pages and typing on the keyboard with an expressionless expression.
No, it's still a few months before I can become a regular employee...
It was late at night when he was finally able to go home.
It doesn't work if this continues, so I'd better resign and go to my cousin Hakata to take the killer's license test.
But the transfer of household registration in Miwa Town has been scheduled for half a year, so it won't be his turn at all.
"Oh, is this life?"
Baba Jun, who had just taken off his cow and horse work badge, opened the door of his rental house. After seeing the scene inside, he took a deep breath and closed it again.
He closed the door and opened it again.
Closed again, opened again.
Why is the smell of food coming from his small rental house?
Is she some kind of snail girl?
Check the living room! Kitchen check! Toilet check! Bedroom check!
Nobody!
It's so strange. Who cooked the food for him?
An invisible Mr. Spellman with a stitched face smiled in confusion.
"Xiao Chun Xiao Chun, you came back very late today."
"Xiao Chun Xiao Chun, what does love in the TV series mean?"
"Xiao Chun Xiao Chun..."
When the real person woke up, he found that he was trapped in this small one-bedroom rental house, and he couldn't leave it no matter what.
You can't cause damage and you can't be seen.
Real person: This is what humans call idle play!
The owner of this house is very strange. He talks a lot when he is at home, but becomes taciturn outside and only deducts 1 for saying yes...
The real person admitted that he acted as a snail girl and cooked every day out of sheer curiosity, not because the expressions on human faces were too interesting.
He thought this guy named Jun Baba would never see him.
Until suddenly one day I reached out for the remote control and was about to change the channel...
"Do you know that the midnight instant noodle time, which is the only time social animals enjoy, is the only one that cannot be compromised?"
It's really strange, my heart didn't seem to beat so fast when I was killed.
Is this what TV shows call "love"?
Well, compared to the Kobayashi family next door, which has a dragon maid, and the Fukuzawa family, a giant cat who takes care of people downstairs, it's not strange to live with a cursed spirit.
"Makoto, can you pay the shared rent?"
"Can I repay with my body?"
... No matter how you think about it, it's not okay, and no matter how you think about it, he must have been taken advantage of.
Cunning curse spirit.
Note: 1. I wrote this book simply because I was too tired from the internship and did not receive any writing guidance. About the protagonist's internship experience, part of it comes from my own experience and part of it is private.
2. In the main text, there is no curse on anyone other than the real person, and there will be a story about time travel and curse back in the extra chapter.
The main world is Conan, and some daily episodes are also used as background panels.
3. I am a real person, please note that there are certain private settings.
4. If you feel any discomfort during the reading process, please quit by yourself. Carrots and vegetables have their own preferences, so don't force yourself!
Mission: Science is the light of progress
Reader comments
Anyway, if you leave it alone, someone will steal it.
Then it's better to strike first
[Cat's Claw] Today's claw press (1/1)
OK OK! Good for the wife who works hard to produce food!
! ! (???) Tie Tie, thank you
I am facing this question! The flesh, body and soul are related to water and flour, but it is not addition, but subtraction, that is, if there is too much flour, reduce flour, and if there is too much water, reduce water.
Anyway, if you leave it alone, someone will steal it. Then it's better to strike first
[Cat's Claw] Today's claw press (1/1)
OK OK! Good for the wife who works hard to produce food!
! ! (???) Tie Tie, thank you
I am facing this question! The flesh, body and soul are related to water and flour, but it is not addition, but subtraction, that is, if there is too much flour, reduce flour, and if there is too much water, reduce water.