If You Don't Want to Be a COSER Maid, It's Easy to Beat up the Enemy's Wife.

[The full text has been completed. Order all 12R. Thank you for your support! The bonus extra 1w+ has been coded. [Can you support the new pre-collection "Snail girl who is a curse spirit, please do not break in illegally" bl CP real person] Copywriting of this article: My name is Olueta, born in Meteor Street. My dream since childhood was to marry into a rich family and eat and drink every day until death. All I had to do was buy, buy, buy. But I currently work for the Beatie Hakka family, and I am the direct maid of Master Miji. Well, there is no direct maid position at all, but the wayward second young master happened to pass by our butler training when he was testing the new robot. The new robot died at my feet. When Master Mi Ji was about to teach the initiator a lesson, he looked at me, and his little phoenix eyes widened instantly. "Isn't this the evil cat girl curry sauce from Magical Girl Usagi-chan!" Me:? ? ? Who knows what he's talking about. Later, I inexplicably became the maid directly under Master Miji and found out that it was because I looked like the villain of the series he was chasing recently, which was his recommendation. There is definitely no way I can realize my dream with this kind of part-time job. I have given up hope and just want a bigger year-end bonus. Forget it, it's pretty good. In fact, there doesn't seem to be any harm except having to go out often to participate in Cosprey competitions for Master Mi Ji to win his figures, and being looked at with terrible eyes by the young master from time to time. Even the plump figure of Young Master Miji that he was accustomed to would one day turn into a cold, fair-skinned, slender handsome man. I am well fed, warm and have lots of nice clothes, and my boss is nice to talk to. "Mi Ji seems to care too much about this servant like you." Illumi's thoughts are killing me. Just when I thought I was about to die, the second young master who usually squatted at home stepped forward and stood in front of me. Although his voice was trembling, he was extremely firm: "Brother, if it doesn't work, it's me who recommends her!" Huh? I stared blankly at the wedding dress I was wearing, and Mrs. Jiju's high-decibel screams came to my ears. Mr. Siba, who was usually unsmiling, smiled kindly at this moment: "Are you willing not to dislike Mi Ji? Oh no, are you willing to spend your life with Mi Ji?" Okay, this can be regarded as realizing my wish to marry into a wealthy family and live there until death. Note: 1. Please don't mind that the heroine has a very weird character. 2. There are many private devices 3. There are many descriptions of stream of consciousness, so those who are more concerned about it should avoid it in advance. 4. You don't need to tell me about abandoning the article because I have a bit of a glass heart. The world is so big and we are destined to meet again! The following is the pre-receipt copy! "As a cursed snail girl, please don't break in illegally" "Leader, am I not dead yet?" Jun Baba deleted the resignation report from his computer for the 10,086th time, switching pages and typing on the keyboard with an expressionless expression. No, it's still a few months before I can become a regular employee... It was late at night when he was finally able to go home. It doesn't work if this continues, so I'd better resign and go to my cousin Hakata to take the killer's license test. But the transfer of household registration in Miwa Town has been scheduled for half a year, so it won't be his turn at all. "Oh, is this life?" Baba Jun, who had just taken off his cow and horse work badge, opened the door of his rental house. After seeing the scene inside, he took a deep breath and closed it again. He closed the door and opened it again. Closed again, opened again. Why is the smell of food coming from his small rental house? Is she some kind of snail girl? Check the living room! Kitchen check! Toilet check! Bedroom check! Nobody! It's so strange. Who cooked the food for him? An invisible Mr. Spellman with a stitched face smiled in confusion. "Xiao Chun Xiao Chun, you came back very late today." "Xiao Chun Xiao Chun, what does love in the TV series mean?" "Xiao Chun Xiao Chun..." When the real person woke up, he found that he was trapped in this small one-bedroom rental house, and he couldn't leave it no matter what. You can't cause damage and you can't be seen. Real person: This is what humans call idle play! The owner of this house is very strange. He talks a lot when he is at home, but becomes taciturn outside and only deducts 1 for saying yes... The real person admitted that he acted as a snail girl and cooked every day out of sheer curiosity, not because the expressions on human faces were too interesting. He thought this guy named Jun Baba would never see him. Until suddenly one day I reached out for the remote control and was about to change the channel... "Do you know that the midnight instant noodle time, which is the only time social animals enjoy, is the only one that cannot be compromised?" It's really strange, my heart didn't seem to beat so fast when I was killed. Is this what TV shows call "love"? Well, compared to the Kobayashi family next door, which has a dragon maid, and the Fukuzawa family, a giant cat who takes care of people downstairs, it's not strange to live with a cursed spirit. "Makoto, can you pay the shared rent?" "Can I repay with my body?" ... No matter how you think about it, it's not okay, and no matter how you think about it, he must have been taken advantage of. Cunning curse spirit. Note: 1. I wrote this book simply because I was too tired from the internship and did not receive any writing guidance. About the protagonist's internship experience, part of it comes from my own experience and part of it is private. 2. In the main text, there is no curse on anyone other than the real person, and there will be a story about time travel and curse back in the extra chapter. The main world is Conan, and some daily episodes are also used as background panels. 3. I am a real person, please note that there are certain private settings. 4. If you feel any discomfort during the reading process, please quit by yourself. Carrots and vegetables have their own preferences, so don't force yourself! Intention: See the overlooked shining points