The emperor had barely issued an edict deposing the crown prince when Ye Xingtan received a cup of poisoned wine from his father's personal eunuch.
Ye Xingtan drank the poison in hatred, but didn't quite die. He transmigrated into the body of an actor's White Moonlight stand-in, someone mocked by the entire internet.
He had only just arrived when the actor's White Moonlight returned, so the actor gave him a stack of cash and told him to get lost.
The Crown Prince took the money and left. The man might be a jerk, but money was always nice to have. As for playing pretend as some White Moonlight stand-in, let whoever wants to play go ahead.
*
"Dream Summit" is an international talent competition featuring over a hundred trainees from seven countries. In the end, only seven will debut.
When news broke that Ye Xingtan would be joining the show, everyone waited to see him make a fool of himself.
A lovesick fool who can't do anything, going on a show just to embarrass himself?
But no one expected Ye Xingtan to become a sensation instead of making a pathetic confession.
For his first-stage performance, Ye Xingtan wore traditional Han clothing and danced with a sword, leaving the foreigners dumbfounded.
During the next round of auditions, Ye Xingtan wrote lyrics and composed music with ease, even winning over his haters.
On the group variety show, Ye Xingtan demonstrated a command of history and literature, and the ability to hit a target from a hundred paces.
Ye Xingtan became an international superstar of the new era, and even received the state-certified title of "Ambassador for Promoting Traditional Culture."
*
Six months after arriving in this new world, Ye Xingtan discovered that he wasn't the only one who'd transmigrated. His archenemy, the one who had killed him, had come too.
Ye Xingtan: Fine. You killed me in my last life, so this time I'll make sure you die from angering me!
So, late one night, a tall figure knelt by the bed, wagging his tail and begging: "Your Highness, I'm willing to die by your hand. Can I come up and sleep now?"
Ye Xingtan: ...
[Highlight: His Highness is a beloved-by-all type, with disposable love interests and a chaotic love triangle, too.]
-- The next story I'll write is the one next door, "The Fake Young Master Grew Wings and Flew Away" --
In a melodramatic novel, there was a foolish villain, the fake young master.
Thinking himself clever, he used every trick he could to fight for the family fortune. In the end, all he got for his troubles was being sent to a psychiatric hospital by his family.
He killed himself the night he was admitted.
Zhao Huaizhi, meanwhile, was bound to a transmigration System.
Forced to transmigrate again and again, he had been through all kinds of worlds: mysteries, the supernatural, post-apocalyptic wastelands, and a whole jumble of other settings. For hundreds of years, he hadn't had a single moment to rest.
He had been transmigrating into a xianxia world, caught in the middle of a war between immortals and demons and about to be pierced by ten thousand arrows, when he transmigrated yet again. This time, he became the fake young master about to be sent to a psychiatric hospital.
Outside the hospital, his wealthy older brother came to see him off, speaking from his lofty perch. "This is where you'll spend the rest of your life. We've been fighting for so long, and you're tired. Get some rest here."
At the word "rest," Zhao Huaizhi looked up.
His wealthy older brother gave a sneer. "From now on, other than eating and sleeping, you won't have to worry about anything else in your life."
Forced to transmigrate for hundreds of years without ever getting a single peaceful night's sleep, Zhao Huaizhi was so moved he nearly cried. "Is that for real? I only have to eat and sleep every day? There's really such a good deal?!"
His wealthy older brother: "?"
*
After Zhao Huaizhi transmigrated here, the world began to change.
A psychiatric hospital tainted by corruption, a string of serial murders, an old residential complex where people kept seeing ghosts, a mermaid suddenly appearing in an aquarium...
The legendary apocalypse seemed to be drawing near.
And behind every case was a familiar face from one of the worlds Zhao Huaizhi had transmigrated through.
Zhao Huaizhi: What happened to the rest I was promised?!
One day, in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of a high-rise, the wealthy family who had driven Zhao Huaizhi away gathered together. Holding a glass of red wine, the older brother asked his assistant in an unhurried voice, "How's the person in the psychiatric hospital? Has he realized his mistake?"
The assistant replied respectfully, "He suddenly grew wings, awakened magic, and went off to save the world."
The wealthy family: ???
Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way.
No offense intended, I would like to ask the little emperor next door if there are any more updates. I'm really sorry if I've disturbed you! ! ! (Places hands together) Just asking! ! ! I'm really sorry for disturbing you! ! !
Please post the update time. I haven't mentioned that it will be updated irregularly.
So did Ye have sex with that Mu?
Okay, let Xiaomu wear a mask.
"It's all their fault that they signed up for the tour first" is a big bug for the author~
It's a "group tour", not a "group tour" where you sign up to travel.
"Only when you go back with a gold medal can you..." This is a big bug for the author~
Exemption from military service
Why not update? Poke the author [empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl]
Smart Xiao Ye, but now it seems that the conflict with Xiao Xie still needs to be resolved slowly [rainbow fart] [rainbow fart] [rainbow fart]
Hahaha, Bai Yueguang is going to be so angry that he is going to start stumbling around [milk tea] [milk tea] [milk tea]
Damn, when will you update? It's already September 6th
No offense intended, I would like to ask the little emperor next door if there are any more updates. I'm really sorry if I've disturbed you! ! ! (Places hands together) Just asking! ! ! I'm really sorry for disturbing you! ! !
Please post the update time. I haven't mentioned that it will be updated irregularly.
So did Ye have sex with that Mu?
Okay, let Xiaomu wear a mask.
"It's all their fault that they signed up for the tour first" is a big bug for the author~ It's a "group tour", not a "group tour" where you sign up to travel.
"Only when you go back with a gold medal can you..." This is a big bug for the author~ Exemption from military service
Why not update? Poke the author [empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl]
Smart Xiao Ye, but now it seems that the conflict with Xiao Xie still needs to be resolved slowly [rainbow fart] [rainbow fart] [rainbow fart]
Hahaha, Bai Yueguang is going to be so angry that he is going to start stumbling around [milk tea] [milk tea] [milk tea]
Damn, when will you update? It's already September 6th