Sirius and Snape used to be twins, and of course they look a lot alike this time, too.
The friends of naturally evil James and eccentric Lily are called Tom Riddle, and he has a little snake named Jerry.
Icy Potter has designs on Snape. Apart from Snape insisting his ideal partner's measurements are 97, 72, and 80, everyone at Hogwarts is in agreement.
Hermione, Neville, and Delco lead Hogwarts's second-generation gossip and snark squad.
Rutherford, a single dad abandoned by Narcissa, can never pick up women because a snake named Jerry is keeping watch on him.
Lupin, the Ministry of Magic's immigration officer, is a capable babysitter, at least for the dog in his care.
The whole world is adorable, and the whole world is full of snark.
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Snape's soul belongs to Luo Ji.
Sirius's soul belongs to Lala.
Those of you who haven't read my mercenary-band crack story, dear readers, don't worry about it. -v- Only these two characters are connected to that story~
There is love in complaining
So making complaints about something is the most loving thing! I love you, my lord! ~~
Clap your paws, I'm healed
-U- Let me tell you how many beeps there are in your article - ah. . If you beep again - if you go down, you can go directly to Yinfu. .
Hmm... The beginning is good. However, I will write the long review when you are halfway through writing... [Turn around
Come on... Big... It's very interesting to write
Pineapple Potter… Shit= -Harry will cry
Chicken feather burger... How are you going to eat that, you bastard... I couldn't help but vomit, are you a weasel? [Hu
Ghost and hat are the two most classic scenes~ Come on~
Support... Complaining and stuff are the most loving~