The Eldest Senior Sister Just Wants to Play on Her Phone

[Volumes Two and Four have been heavily revised. The only correct version is on JJ.]

Tang Yuanqing is the kind of child other people's parents wish they had in the cultivation world.

While her second junior brother sneaks into the back mountains to feel up spirit beasts, she is cultivating.

While her third junior brother spreads gossip, she is cultivating.

While her junior sister reads romance novels, she is still cultivating.

After following her for half a month, a reporter from a martial arts tabloid writes an article: "How Are the Twin Stars of the Righteous Path Made? Heaven Rewards Hard Work! Rise at Dawn! Never Tire of Cultivation!"

In fact, only Ye Kuixin, the other Twin Star of the Righteous Path, knows that Tang Yuanqing's diligence and hard work are all an act.

Wondering how Tang Yuanqing got famous for her diligence and hard work?

Well, that's because there's a phone in her spiritual abode that can automatically take over her body.

Her body cultivates while her soul plays on her phone.

While her second junior brother practices flying on his sword, she switches between apps.

While her third junior brother painstakingly practices alchemy, she plays Plants vs. Zombies.

While her junior sister tempers her body, she uses a "charger" to replenish her spiritual energy.

[Two]

Tang Yuanqing enjoys a happy life of "cultivating with her body and playing on her phone with her soul."

Until one day, the forces of the demon realm invade, and Tang Yuanqing has no choice but to fight side by side with Ye Kuixin, the other Twin Star of the Righteous Path.

In the middle of battle, the two of them both attain enlightenment. To repel the enemy, they have no choice but to help each other and break through quickly.

The demons retreat, and the two discover: Oh, their golden cores have fused together.

Simply put, they can share their spiritual abodes.

After their golden cores fuse, their elders, friends, and family all urge Ye Kuixin and Tang Yuanqing to become cultivation partners.

Ye Kuixin: "My heart is set on the Dao. I have no intention of... Wait, what's that in her spiritual abode?"

After following Tang Yuanqing and watching her use the Amap app, the universal scanner app, and Bluetooth earphones, then watching the little zombies in Plants vs. Zombies grow up...

Ye Kuixin: "I'm sold!"

Tang Yuanqing: "Tell me! Do you like me or your phone more?"

[Next novel: My Cheat Is the Classic of Mountains and Seas]

Blurb:

After the spiritual qi revival, the world keeps changing. Mountains turn into seas, and all kinds of divine beasts run rampant.

New professions emerge as a result, and summoners are the most popular profession of the day. Every summoner has a collection book in their mind, which lets them choose three bonded divine beasts to summon.

Jiang Yining: "Huh? Why is there a Classic of Mountains and Seas [Divine Beasts] in my mind?"

Others have three beasts. I have a hundred.

Divine beasts for attack, divine beasts for healing, divine beasts with bottomless appetites... There is nothing Jiang Yining can't summon, only things you haven't thought of.

**

After entering Huatian University, Jiang Yining becomes a troublemaker in the summoner program.

Everyone at school knows that Jiang Yining and Lu Yuyang are sworn enemies who will do anything to take each other down whenever they get the chance.

At a PK tournament, the two finally face off, and everyone eagerly awaits the result.

Who will be Huatian University's number one?

To prepare for the match, Jiang Yining decides to summon the fiercest divine beast in the Classic of Mountains and Seas [Divine Beasts] to fight.

After chanting a string of incomprehensible spells, a flash of white light appears.

Lu Yuyang suddenly appears in front of Jiang Yining, transported from the opposing platform.

Jiang Yining: ???

#My sworn enemy is actually a divine beast!

#More importantly, he's become my bonded divine beast!!

This blurb was screenshotted and timestamped on 2022.01.24.

Theme: Put down your phone and spend more time with the people around you