[Police Academy Group] Does This Count as a Love Polygon?

You're feeling a little tired, and a coworker asks what's wrong.

"It's that Kenji guy again!" You immediately launch into a complaint. "I told him last night to stop messing around, but he just wouldn't listen!"

I see, you've got a boyfriend, your coworker thinks, nodding knowingly.

"And then there's Matsuda and Zero! They got into another fight yesterday. Those two fight every day if I take my eyes off them for a second!"

"Hiro really is the best! He's an angel!!!"

Oh, there isn't just one. No wonder you're so tired... Wait?!

"Huh, you didn't know?"

As your coworker prepares to arrest you for betraying the public trust, you scratch your cheek.

"Kenji, Hiro, Matsuda, Zero... They're my police dog partners?"

Before you read:

* Written in second person! Police dogs with names matching the characters appear, so read with caution if that's not your thing!

* Major OOC warning. Logic is dead, and the author's intelligence determines the characters' intelligence!

* Lots of (emphasis!) doggy descriptions! The doggies even get the spotlight sometimes!

* Information about police dogs and K-9 units comes from the internet, with some changes and original worldbuilding!

* Updates whenever inspiration strikes, which is rarely (bows deeply).

* This is a story written for my own amusement. I've tried hard to make it better, but it still has plenty of flaws. Please bear with me. If it's not for you, just click the X. Thanks for your cooperation!

* Comments will never be deleted. If one disappears, it's probably a moderation issue. QAQ Sorry in advance!

Theme: I am your partner, and you are my whole world.