In high school, Jin Lize was an Internet-addicted teenager. His father, who was a variety show director, kicked him to a poor ravine and confiscated all electronic products and credit cards, euphemistically calling it "experience life."
Just a few days after the filming of the variety show started, Jin Lize punched two photographers, stepped on three cameras, scolded the entire village, men, women and children, and planned to escape countless times.
After being caught again and again, he could only accept his fate.
*
During the filming, Jin Lize stayed in a villager's house. The granddaughter of the head of the household was called Xiaohua. She was a powerful loli who could carry a tripod and was known as the "Nantang Overlord Flower".
Xiaohua respects the old and loves the young, is kind and honest, and is more popular among the villagers than Jin Lize, who is hated by others.
But no one expected that this indifferent young man would later become Xiaohua's husband.
*
At the wedding banquet back home, the newlyweds toasted.
Looking at the table of fellow villagers holding wine glasses and smiling meaningfully, the visiting son-in-law Jin Lize suddenly understood a principle of life:
If you spend too much time in fashion when you are young, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
Simple village flower VS proud peacock
Note:
1.1V1, SC, HE.
2. The main plot unfolds in college, and the variety show is interspersed with memories.
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[Pre-received copywriting] Matchmaker's guide
Yunyao traveled through time, and in order to return to modern times, she had to complete a matchmaker mission.
There are three levels of task difficulty:
1. The heroine's father is the prime minister, named Kuang Fu Jin, but in fact he is a thief who steals the country. The male protagonist is a weak emperor who has been ignored and bullied by his traitor.
2. Yun Yao's previous identity was that she was the lowest-ranking maid in the Sikong Mansion, and could not even get close to the heroine.
3. When she passed through, the heroine had just finished beating the emperor in a sack.
Yunyao: "..."
If you want her to die, just say so!
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After unremitting efforts, Yunyao was finally promoted to become the heroine's personal maid. When she was preparing to match her with the emperor, the bad news came.
Xia Houqing, a prince of Xiliang, led 100,000 cavalry troops into Chang'an and asked to marry the heroine.
In order to succeed in the mission, Yunyao had no choice but to sacrifice her life and disguise herself as a stable boy, lurking around Xia Houqing and taking the opportunity to disrupt the affair.
From then on, the lord rode her horse and held the rope, she handed her tea when the lord was thirsty, and made her bed when the lord was sleepy. He also instilled a few words in her ears, such as "The prime minister's daughter has an ugly face and a disgusting heart. The lord must never marry this Yaksha."
As time passed, Xia Houqing gradually looked at her with something wrong.
One day, he found her in the stable with freshly picked flowers: "Yao Yao, I want to break off the engagement with the Prime Minister and marry you. What do you think?"
Haha, I have been single for a long time, and even a stable boy looks pretty, right?
Forget it, rounding up, it can be considered a success in instigating rebellion.
Yun Yao gritted his teeth and obeyed the ruthless bandit.
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Many years later, the heroine and the emperor finally got married, Yun Yao also retired after success, and prepared to run away with his baggage.
On the day she left, she stood on the high altar and saw Xia Houqing galloping on his horse amid the billowing dust and smoke, followed by thousands of troops.
"Yun Yao, you dare to leave!"
With red eyes, he raised his whip and roared at her on the high platform.
The last thing Yun Yao saw was the embarrassment of the Northwest Killer God dismounting from his saddle and rushing over desperately, trying to grab her sleeve.
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She had forgotten that many years ago, she was the Red Luan God who controlled the love between men and women by the Milky Way. Billions of stars were in her eyes, and the noisy world could not touch her sleeves.
And he is a little white dragon from the East China Sea. When he went to the Western Tathagata's thirty-three-day Dharma gathering, he happened to meet her drinking under the Bodhi tree. From then on, he was startled and had delusional thoughts.
Later, she was dressed in a fiery red robe and stood on the top of the clouds. Her beautiful eyebrows were as cold as ice and her robes made a rustling sound.
"Monster, why don't you just catch it without mercy?"
Hou Yi's divine bow glowed with dazzling golden light. She picked up the string and shot an arrow into his heart.
"The dragon's scales are the hardest armor, but they have the softest heart in the world. I give you the heart-protecting scales, which means that I dedicate my life and hands to you."
On this day, the young Dragon King, who was heartbroken to the extreme, let out a shrill dragon roar, and the whole world was shaken. The divine pillar fell, and the black energy surged in the Dragon King's blue eyes, and he was possessed by a demon.
One day after that, the goddess Hongluan, who had been reincarnated as a mortal, had a dream. She dreamed that she was riding on the back of a dragon and heard the clear voice of the white dragon:
"I want to take you to travel in the sea of clouds and see thousands of miles of rivers and mountains."
This life: clever maid VS innocent lord
Previous life: Goddess Hongluan VS Dragon King of the Four Seas
Note:
1. SC, HE, including past life stories.
2. Ignore the Wei and Jin Dynasties, please do not conduct research.
Purpose: Build hometown
Reader comments
I never expected that the male protagonist would be Zong Yu! ! !
Didn't this so-called prince marry Mrs. Yun just to make Nazhi angry? Now that she's gone, why are you still married? I thought it was incredible that I could be infatuated with her before.
Does your personality change so quickly? Wtw what a strange person
Woohoo, madam, I can wait.
Let's see what happens to Lao Wang.
How strong is this slap?
Great article, keep it up!
Chacha, why don't you change your mind? Even though it's a fake show, you can continue to add drama to yourself.
Ah, the male protagonist is gone just like that.
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
Could it be that he is a time traveler but has not awakened his memory?
Ah, Batman, you actually sold the claws!
Come on! I love it so much!
Like The Truman Show
The deputy cp is also very annoying. I like to read it and write more [make me healthy]
Superbly written. Come on, author. I wish everyone here can smoke Yin Yuejun.
I never expected that the male protagonist would be Zong Yu! ! !
Didn't this so-called prince marry Mrs. Yun just to make Nazhi angry? Now that she's gone, why are you still married? I thought it was incredible that I could be infatuated with her before.
Does your personality change so quickly? Wtw what a strange person
Woohoo, madam, I can wait.
Let's see what happens to Lao Wang.
How strong is this slap?
Great article, keep it up!
Chacha, why don't you change your mind? Even though it's a fake show, you can continue to add drama to yourself.
Ah, the male protagonist is gone just like that.
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
Could it be that he is a time traveler but has not awakened his memory?
Ah, Batman, you actually sold the claws!
Come on! I love it so much!
Like The Truman Show
The deputy cp is also very annoying. I like to read it and write more [make me healthy]
Superbly written. Come on, author. I wish everyone here can smoke Yin Yuejun.