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A Bilibili film-and-TV UP creator with a million followers, a popular young actor who went from idol to actor
Former title: Who Says His Acting Is Bad?
Xia Yizui, account name [Drunk Shrimp Shows No Mercy], is the sharpest tongue in Bilibili's film-and-TV section.
He'll spend half an hour passionately roasting shows nobody else dares to criticize, and post ten well-reasoned videos ripping into stars nobody else dares to call out. Yet his critiques are always fair and never use profanity, and they're so funny they leave people torn between laughter and tears.
He made his name with his commentary, never shows his face, and holds a grudge. He criticizes the work, not the person, with just one exception...
Wu Yu is a member of an idol group who debuted as the center of a talent show, and one of Guangmei Media's most heavily promoted newcomers.
His stage performance is perfect, but his acting is wooden. He's appeared in several idol dramas; although his fans turn out in force and the numbers are good, the film-and-TV community has torn every one of them apart, especially [Drunk Shrimp Shows No Mercy]. He has a terrible reputation with ordinary viewers.
One day, Guangmei Media and Bilibili joined forces to launch a variety show pairing celebrities with internet personalities.
The audience's top pick was this "love-hate" duo, [Yu and Zui Forever].
Xia Yizui initially refused, but they offered him far too much.
Wu Yu had assumed his hater was some middle-aged slob, but when they met, he discovered that the other guy was a cute, refined young man who blushed the moment he flirted with him.
The viewers who came for the drama were surprised to discover:
The sharp-tongued UP creator had been teased into a stammer. Fans shouted, "Don't chicken out! If you've got the guts, insult him to his face!"
The idol with the wooden acting could make people imagine all sorts of things with just one sultry glance. Damn it! Who said his acting was bad?
Later, whenever Xia Yizui posted a video, Wu Yu would always ask:
"Did you insult me today?"
"You acted pretty well. Why would I insult you?"
"So love really can disappear? You used to insult me every time!"
"???"
[Bonus Scene]
"W-what are you doing?!" Xia Yizui watched that famously twenty-million-yuan face suddenly draw close.
"I'm not deleting my videos criticizing you!"
Wu Yu remained unfazed and kept advancing.
"I'm warning you, the camera's still on! You're a public idol. A gentleman uses words, not fists! Hitting people is wrong!"
Wu Yu coaxed him gently. "How about considering me?"
"Huh?" Xia Yizui's eyes widened.
His heart thumped wildly, traitorous as ever. I'm one of Bilibili's top commentary creators. How could I be swayed by a pretty face? If he keeps this up...
Wu Yu spoke with deliberate ambiguity. "Relax, I'm very good at cherishing..."
Xia Yizui steeled himself and refused through gritted teeth. "I'm telling you, I won't promote a CP, and I'd never promote one with you!"
"I just felt bad seeing all that water go to waste. Saving water is everyone's responsibility."
Wu Yu reached past Xia Yizui and turned off the faucet. "No need to thank me. It's what an idol should do."
Xia Yizui was left standing there in the wind, utterly bewildered. That night, [Yu and Zui Forever] shot straight to the top of the CP rankings.
[Reader's Guide]
1. No idol fandom, and no real-life inspiration.
2. Comments are welcome. I'll definitely reply when I see them~
Theme: Walk your own path and let others talk.
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So sweet! Watching this while eating dinner, I feel that the whole bowl of rice has become sweeter——
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"On the Benefits of a Long Mouth" - A soft kiss from my wife! Long live the straight ball!