After Tormenting Literary Giants and Reenacting DIO's Most Iconic Scenes

[Abandoned ending. I recommend not reading the chapters after the paywall.] Blurb: As a struggling cosplayer, Yuchuan Cheye transmigrated to Yokohama, landing right in the Port Mafia from the start and becoming an honorable low-level employee. Faced with the huge reward of gaining a character's abilities once his cosplay mission reached 100%, Yuchuan Cheye unhesitatingly chose the invincible vampire DIO as his target. He'd thought all he had to do was recite DIO's lines and strike some of his iconic, outrageously flamboyant poses... But who could have guessed that, as a cosplayer, he wouldn't just have to pose and recite lines, but act, too? And act out DIO's most iconic scenes? To make matters worse, the people the System had selected to act out those scenes with him were Mafia writers he absolutely couldn't afford to offend! So here's the problem: how could he make those writers, who had no idea what was going on, display the right emotions, perform the right actions, and say the right lines, all while making sure he stayed alive? That looked like a surefire way to get himself killed, didn't it? [System notification: Target characters Dazai, Sakaguchi, and Oda locked. Host, please act out the scene [Kiss Erina by Force!]] Under the dim yellow lights of Lupin, the bandaged boy was bewildered and dazed after being kissed out of the blue. Yuchuan Cheye wore a haughty expression. "I see you've been getting along pretty well with Nakahara lately... Your first kiss wasn't with Nakahara, it was with me, Yuchuan Cheye!" Oda and Sakaguchi looked confused and shocked. "A-as expected of Yuchuan! He easily did what we couldn't. It's truly thrilling and awe-inspiring!" Dazai: "Are you... all insane?" Inspired by the various fan-made redraws and edits of "Ko no Dio da!" on that video site, especially the Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf version with the children's insoles. #Reading Tips 1. Most of the jokes in the blurb appear early in the story. 2. Abilities and Stand powers may be adjusted to suit the plot. 3. The author is writing whatever comes to mind. Don't get hung up on the logic. 4. You don't need to be familiar with both fandoms to enjoy it. #Content Warnings 1. The plot, writing, and logic are all a mess, with extreme out-of-character portrayals. 2. The protagonist's plot armor is huge and absurd in every sense. 3. Cosplay transmigration; he is not the original character. Theme: Hard work always pays off