The Little Grandmaster Seems Way Too Ridiculous

Chu Xinyu has been standing atop the highest peak of Xuanwei Sect for three days.

She's been browsing the forum in the System for three days, too.

The goofy players there are interesting and so nice to talk to. The posts they make often mention beta testing and guides, and go into great detail about the cultivation world's many closely guarded secrets, hidden paradises, and opportunities.

"Three Sentences That Made the Sword Sect's Grand Elder Beg on His Knees to Take Me as His Disciple."

"Click Here for a Guide to Opening the Cave Abode of the Qingyang Mountain Lord!"

"Xuanwei Sect's Little Grand-uncle Is a Good-for-Nothing. Everyone, Stop Wasting Your Time Raising Her Affinity!!"

Curious, Chu Xinyu clicked on the last post.

1F: "As the title says, I worked so hard to get into Xuanwei Sect. Every day, I brought tea, medicine pills, spiritual treasures, and materials to the Little Grand-uncle, but the gifts she gave me in return were leftovers, fruit pits, and dishes she cooked that even dogs wouldn't eat!"

2F: "And Xuanwei Sect is about to be wiped out. My uncle is an insider, so take it from me: even a dog wouldn't join Xuanwei Sect."

Chu Xinyu: Hah.

The sect leader and a group of elders, who had kept watch for three days and nights, waited nervously behind her, their lips trembling.

"It's over. The Little Grand-uncle has gone into cultivation deviation..."

Chu Xinyu realized the purpose of her existence. Since the System had been fortunate enough to bind itself to her, she would do her utmost to secure Xuanwei's glory.

And what these players were looking forward to most was the launch of the open beta for Yun Ding Continent a year later.

She decided to secretly grow stronger and give these goofy players a surprise.

Fourth Calamity, goofy players = guides and laborers. The heroine's world is real.

I also have a story in the works called Welcome to the Monster Park. If it sounds interesting, please add it to your reading list. Pretty please.

Here's the blurb:

You Mi works hard to run a zoo on the brink of bankruptcy.

It has only a little gray snake that often ties itself in knots, an old leopard, a lame fox, and a silly ferret.

They aren't cute, nor do they look unusual.

As a result, the zoo hasn't sold a single ticket in weeks.

Until recently.

Several incidents have suddenly occurred in the city, with wild beasts roaming around and causing danger and chaos.

After hearing about this, You Mi glances at the silly ferret playing with poop and the little gray snake, which has tied itself into another knot.

She promptly sets down her bowl of rice mixed with pickles and makes up her mind.

She'll rid the people of danger, help others, take in the wild beasts, and make the zoo bigger and better!

The people who stubbornly survived the wasteland era built towering walls and worked hard to live their lives.

Order slowly took shape, like a railway laid anew.

They had almost forgotten that dark age.

Then one day, twisted monsters crawled out of the shadows.

Order seemed on the verge of collapse, like a building about to fall, as chaos returned and disaster, pain, and sin descended upon them all.

The ramshackle zoo the city's residents remembered opened its gates at that very moment.

Its mysterious director stepped out.

She looked at the sources of pollution and the mental monsters surging in the darkness as though weighing their value.

Then she nodded with satisfaction, ignored their trembling and groveling, and dragged them one by one into the zoo.

Then she hung up a sign that read, "Renovations in Progress. Closed for Three Days."

Theme: Build a wonderful sect through hard work.