A Taotie Is on the Loose, and You Look Delicious [Infinite]

Coming soon: Lazybones? I Think I Was Born to Be a Workhorse. Blurb at the bottom. [Dark-skinned, white-haired, love-struck slave gong x pretty foodie, super-strong Taotie shou] The high-level infinite worlds are filled with players from all kinds of races: Minotaur, merfolk, angels, demons, dragons, elves, insects, and more. They are the top players from across countless universes, with the greatest strength and the most enthusiastic audiences. Human players are at the very bottom here. They have no special talents and are weak, so they can only rely on a little cleverness to scrape by in the dungeons. Then one day, a seemingly weak human arrived carrying pots, pans, and all his cooking gear. Looking at the players from all the different races, he greeted them with the friendliest smile. "Hello, everyone. You all look delicious. Can I have a taste?" At first, they thought he was just an arrogant, boastful human. But when they encountered him in a dungeon, the players realized they were facing their most terrifying nightmare. A Minotaur player was hanging from a tree while Jiang Leyao sharpened his knife below. "Don't be scared. My cleaver is really fast. Just close your eyes and it'll be over. By the way, do you like beef noodles?" A merfolk player was put into a giant casserole. The beautiful mermaid looked at Jiang Leyao tending the fire, confused. "Thank you for saving me, but I don't need a bath." Jiang Leyao said nothing and simply kept tossing scallions, ginger, and garlic into the pot. The proud angel players were trapped in a labyrinth, and Jiang Leyao had already started counting how many portions of cola chicken wings he could make from their wings. The insect players nearly ended up in a wok of hot oil. At last, Infinite Paradise issued a notice: Players are forbidden from eating other players! Jiang Leyao shrugged innocently. ...Why are you singling me out? I'm just a weak, pitiful Taotie who loves food. Gong's point of view: Mo En was a slave who had fought one deadly battle after another in the arena, growing desperate and numb. One day, a strange person overturned the entire arena and treated its huge, ferocious beasts as food. At last, Mo En was free. Mo En didn't want freedom. He only wanted to follow his god and become his slave. He was willing to pay any price. But his god didn't want him... Later, after finally getting what he wanted, Mo En followed the other man into one strange world after another. The more he learned about his master, the more he was drawn to him. Mo En grew increasingly dissatisfied. He guarded his treasure and refused to let anyone else get close. He wanted to be with his master forever. He wanted to be his master's most intimate servant. He wanted to offer him everything he had. The greedy slave wanted to defile his god. Coming soon: Lazybones? I Think I Was Born to Be a Workhorse. Please add it to your collection. Jiang Yuan transmigrated from a desperate apocalypse to a peaceful interstellar era and finally began living the lazy life he'd always dreamed of. But after being bound to a System, he discovered that his future wouldn't be so pleasant. His simple, kind adoptive parents and most of the residents of the planet would be killed by ruthless space pirates. Jiang Yuan: ...Help me up. I need to beat someone up. The space pirates landed on the undeveloped planet, ready to burn, kill, and plunder, but a mysterious person suddenly appeared and crushed them, reducing even their spaceship to rubble. His brother and sisters, all doting on their younger brother, would be killed during a field training exercise after getting into their dream military academy. After all his attempts to persuade them failed, their younger brother Jiang Yuan said: ...Help me up. I need to study. At the Empire's First Military Academy, there was an oddball new student who had to be fed by his sister and carried by his brother. Even during field training, he needed his siblings to protect him, while the useless fellow did nothing all day but sleep and slack off. Then, during one field training exercise, the useless new student discovered an imperial spy in time and single-handedly held back all the enraged beasts, saving countless lives. His classmates stared at him, dumbfounded. ...If he's useless, what does that make me? At last, Jiang Yuan had turned the tables on fate. He prepared to drop out and go home to inherit his adoptive parents' farming business, then spend the rest of his days lazing around in his hometown. But the System informed him that his future roommate would destroy the whole world. Jiang Yuan: ??? His kindhearted roommate was trying to wrest his "custody" from his brother and sisters, bringing him meals, doing his homework, and washing his clothes. Jiang Yuan couldn't understand how someone so caring could possibly destroy the world. Impossible. Absolutely impossible! But when the roommate learned he planned to drop out, he climbed into Jiang Yuan's bed in the middle of the night and threatened him with a crazed, obsessive look. "Jiang Yuan, why are you leaving me? Haven't I treated you well? Do I have to kill everyone before you'll belong to me alone?" Jiang Yuan, proven wrong: ... Lazy, powerful shou x gentle, deranged, extremely controlling gong Theme: Waste is shameful; thrift is honorable