[Next door "Secretary Xu, he has skin hunger syndrome", please collect it~]
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Rao Linchang, the most popular... Trash in the entertainment industry, is still disliked by thousands of people on the Internet even after two years of debut.
Weibo has 500,000 fans, 490,000 of which are black fans, and the remaining 10,000 are trolls bought by the company.
Whenever something happens to him, the haters will scold him as if they were punching in at work.
And Rao Linchang's daily life is to fight against the black fans in person under the big banner.
The agent couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed hands and packaged him to a love variety show.
Before the show started airing, manager Qian Dingzhuwan warned: "Don't curse people, don't curse people, don't curse people."
Rao Linchang: "I heard it, I heard it, I heard it with both ears."
Results.
The first day of the show.
Rao Linchang scolded a guest to tears.
The second day of romance.
Rao Linchang scolded the simulated couple until they went on strike.
The third day of romance.
The director cried and went to the sponsor's father and begged him to take care of this little ancestor!
The sponsor's father had no choice but to go to Lian Zong himself to take care of his little ancestor.
[Laughing, is Rao Linchang so shameless that he wants to stick to the wealthy Tan family?
[Can you spare the trash and get out of here? Tan's dad is my brother's!
[Let's just say, can Rao Linchang get out of the entertainment industry? It's so annoying! !
........
The first stage of the variety show is over.
[Woo, Princess Changchang, it's hard work coming down to earth (take her away, take her away)]
[Cry to death, what on earth is the inner fish so noble about? Why don't you send all the best resources to my Princess Changchang! Cursing and pointing. Jpg]
[Daily question, when will Changchang's wife marry me (appears with a rose in her mouth)]
The beautiful and wild-mouthed king is fucked by a peacock who opens her tail specifically to his wife
Reading tips:
①: The writing style is silly and sweet, but my cat has eaten up the logic. If you have high requirements for writing style, you can read other good articles.
②: The author does not hang around or chase celebrities. Do not mention celebrities three times in the article (this is really annoying, I will delete the comment if I see it)
③: No need to inform if you abandon the article, no need to inform if you abandon the article, no need to inform if you abandon the article. (See you again if you are destined, but respect and wish you good luck if you are not)
④: Don't cue the author's mental state, he is crazy√
(There's no one who isn't crazy when writing articles. It's just a matter of force. Light up a cigarette. Jpg)
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Pre-collection ①: "Secretary Xu has skin hunger syndrome"
Copywriting:
Xu Zhixue suffers from skin hunger syndrome and likes to be hugged very hard.
The good news is that he has a sweetheart boyfriend who hugs him all the time.
Bad news, my boyfriend cheated on me.
On the night of the breakup, Xu Zhixue did not cry or make trouble, and quietly returned to the company to work overtime.
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I don't have a boyfriend to offer hugs,
Xu Zhixue can only deal with her skin hunger syndrome with a lot of work.
Fortunately, the job of a secretary is complex and high-intensity, and he is busy enough to cope with his occasional skin hunger.
But when he was working hard, why did his not-so-sexy boss always look at him secretly?
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An accidental drunkenness caused Xu Zhixue's long-suppressed hunger and thirst to break out without warning.
Since there was no one else around, he could only pull on the CEO's sleeve with red eyes: "Mr. Ling... C-can you hug me?"
The president is very happy.
Hold him tight.
That night, Xu Zhixue had the most peaceful sleep he had ever had in his boss's arms.
Later.
The ex-boyfriend turned around and apologized: "Baby, I was wrong, can you forgive me for once?"
The CEO hugged Xu Zhixue very forcefully, with a cold face: "I'm sorry, my baby doesn't recycle hazardous waste."
#Secretlovecometrue
#drop enemy bamboo horse
#Brain is the best dowry
A positive and cute little sun with real skin and a thirsty secretary is fucked by a tsundere and a venomous tongue, and only the thirsty wife and CEO are raped
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Pre-collection ②: "The Sick and Weak Enemy is So Fragrant"
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Xia Shifei is a top-notch person who is going crazy in the entertainment industry with her gorgeous looks.
He is magnificent and delicate, with a pair of fox-like eyes that are so beautiful and charming.
She is the beautiful wife that fans dream of.
One day I accidentally slipped through a book and found myself in an article written by a CP fan written by a fellow (xiao) person (huang).
In the article, Xia Shifei is a big star who has secured a black position on the Internet by virtue of his ability to be both talented and talented.
And his nemesis Duan Biechen is actually a top-level actor with a Grand Slam trophy.
However, this is not the most outrageous thing.
The most outrageous thing was that as soon as he walked in, he was lying naked on his rival's bed.
There are still traces of colorful colors all over the body.
But his nemesis put on his pants with an indifferent expression and handed him an agreement: "This is the agreement. It will take effect after you sign it."
Xia Shifei: "..."
Got it.
In order to seduce Huang, fans forcibly designed a strange disease for their rival, which would occur several times every month.
This strange disease cannot be cured by doctors, only the special body fragrance on his body can relieve it.
Xia Shifei smiled. With such a good opportunity, of course he would kill Duan Biechen.
If nothing else, let's finish defrauding this idiot of his money first.
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Later, the two were invited to participate in a lifestyle variety show, which was broadcast live.
On the day of broadcast.
Fans heard the sound and came——
[Shabi Fei is hugging someone again! Can he be squeezed into Director Sun's variety show?
So annoying! This idiot won't come to post our brother Biechen again!
Go away! How dare he!
Later——
[Oh, damn it! I knew that baby Feifei was my destined wife!
[Brother Duanzi, are you happy? It's cool, let me record two seasons for you! I don't want money! !
[To be honest, Brother Duanzi, you are no longer worthy of my wife!
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Xia Shifei had enough fun, and used the money she defrauded from her rival to throw a cruise party. The party was attended by handsome guys from different countries.
It turned out that the person arrived on a cruise ship in the afternoon, and was caught in the room by his sworn enemy in the evening.
In the dim light, heat poured out.
"Xia Shifei, am I not strong enough? You still have the strength to find someone else."
Xia Shifei: "......"
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After an accidental fainting, Xia Shifei was found to be pregnant.
Xia Shifei: "......"
CP fans are so full of it that they actually wrote the setting of giving birth!
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Duan Biechen couldn't stand Xia Shifei the most. He didn't act well and marketed his face every day.
Later he wore books.
When he woke up, he found that Xia Shifei, whom he disliked the most, was lying on the big white bed with red marks all over her body.
He raised his face, and his pair of fox-like eyes, praised by netizens as being as affectionate as a dog, were looking at him wetly.
Duan Biechen:.
If nothing else, there is definitely something about this face.
#Xstraight man, capable, fierce dog
# Double wear books, act out each other
#sillyhuangtian, let yourself go
#Thank you cp fans for sending your wife (big dog has such a fragrant face)
The copywriting has been changed, but the character design and the trend of the memes have probably remained the same (Kneeling, kneeling, kneeling)
The title of the article is tentatively decided and will be revised later QAQ
Purpose: stay happy