Zha Gong, Is There a Crematorium Today?

Sweet campus article: "After the Rival Enemy Knocked Her Brain Out", please collect it~ 7.22V～ · The first time Xia Xu saw Li Chenglan, he became interested in his handsome face. But he was also a free and easy character who dared to love and hate, so he launched a fierce pursuit of Li Chenglan, the iceberg, without saying a word. Xia Xu confessed to Li Chenglan for the first time, and Li Chenglan called him a pervert. The first time he brought breakfast to Li Chenglan, Li Chenglan threw it into the trash can in front of him. The first time he wrote a love letter to Li Chenglan, Li Chenglan tore it into pieces. Everything is a matter of three, and after hitting the wall three times, Xia Xuma rolled away. Scared. Scared. Can't afford to chase. However, just when Xia Xu thought that his first love was over, Li Chenglan actually said it to Xia Xu in front of many classmates at a party. "Xia Xu, I like you, can you date me?" At that moment, Xia Xu felt that his charm had finally been discovered by Li Chenglan, so he nodded and agreed without saying a word. "Okay!" * The first year they were together. Xia Xu said: "Chenglan, it's my birthday tomorrow, let's go eat something delicious." Li Chenglan said: "Whatever." The second year together. Xia Xu said: "Chenglan, it's my birthday tomorrow, please order a small cake for me." Li Chenglan said: "I know." But I forgot about it the next day. Third year together. Xia Xu asked him: "Chenglan, do you know what day tomorrow is?" Li Chenglan blurted out without thinking: "I don't know." Fourth year together. Xia Xu asked without giving up: "Chenglan, do you know what day Friday is?" Li Chenglan glanced at his phone in his busy schedule and said, "It seems to be Esther's birthday. Please help me choose a gift to send to her." "Okay." Xia Xu replied and did so. After doing this, I just walked out of the house. However, what he didn't expect was that in the third year after he left, Li Chenglan, who had never remembered his birthday, would come looking for him. He held a very exquisite birthday cake in his hands and looked at Xia Xu with gentle and affectionate eyes. "Xia Xia, happy birthday." Xia Xu politely thanked him and took it politely. Then he threw it into the trash can without mercy in front of Li Chenglan. It's a very cliché story about I love you but you don't love me, I don't love you anymore and you love me again. #Chasing Wife Crematorium# Affectionate and free vs ruthless - "After the Rivals Knocked Their Brains Out" Chao Yang and Shi Qingxia are well-known rivals in No. 3 Middle School. The two played together from kindergarten to high school, often playing a small amount every three days and a large amount every five days. It is quite incompatible with fire and water. It wasn't until the school bully broke his brain one day in the second year of high school that the style of these rivals began to change. So everyone saw—— The God of Study was giving a lecture to his classmates, but before he could finish speaking, he was grabbed by the school bully and pushed on the table. The classmates were accustomed to watching the two fight, but they saw the school bully pinching the chin of the academic god and smiling evilly: "Man, since you have become my canary, you are not allowed to approach other men anymore, otherwise..." "How about otherwise?" The school bully whispered in a low voice: "Otherwise I will lock you in the big bed at home and sleep with you over and over again." The God of Science looked at him coldly, cursed him as an idiot, then flipped him to the ground with one arm, waved his sleeves and returned to his seat without taking away a piece of dust. Students: Sleep... Sleep with him? ? ? Who... Whose mobile yellow flag swung in my face? ? ? ? * My sister shared a book with Chaoyang. The male protagonist in the book had the same name as him. Chaoyang was curious and clicked it to take a look. Good guy, just reading the title of the book made him shocked - "The Man with Hundreds of Billions of Assets". This novel is greasy, embarrassing, and mindless. It is a typical unscrupulous product of a little girl who leads a bad girl. While Chaoyang was thinking that he must warn his sister not to read such mentally retarded articles later, the old man in the subway looked at his phone with an expression on his face, treating it as a bedtime reading to hypnotize himself. One day I watched it too late, and the next day when I went out in a daze, I accidentally bumped into my neighbor Shi Qingxia. The two had been enemies for many years and started fighting when they disagreed. During the melee, Chaoyang accidentally tripped and fell straight down instantly. When he woke up again, he saw his old enemy looking at him with a complicated expression: "Are you awake? Do you still know who I am?" Chaoyang's expression became even more complicated: "Are you... My exorbitant wife?" * Shi Qingxia never expected that the nemesis he had been fighting against since childhood would break his brain and become the boss, dragging him every day to star in a brainless Mary Sue plot that would make him dig out a fairy castle with his toes. At first he resisted, thinking Chaoyang looked like an idiot. But after being tortured by this idiot with strong hugs and lingering kisses again and again, his heart suddenly started to move. So—— This brainless Mary Sue plot captures a willing canary. The brain-shattering guy who is addicted to the boss's plot every day and can't help himself vs. The cold academic god who is so pissed off by the boss every day that he wants to explode. Intention: Love yourself.