I Opened a Portal Between the Modern World and the Cultivation Realm

Dark history. Best not to click!!!

[The aloof, tsundere cat demon who is fickle yet devoted and dependable x the introverted, protective cat-loving god]

In the eyes of outsiders, Ming Yu is a laid-back kid. He skips evening study whenever he feels like it and tunes out in class whenever he wants, yet still ranks near the top. He looks like an immortal descended from heaven, with a radiant face and flawless skin, and everyone sees him as a desireless, lazy academic genius.

But no one knows that, in reality, he craves every worldly thing: grades, money, and qualifications. He skips evening study to make money, and skips class because it gets in the way of improving his grades.

As for being free of desire? Just listen and forget it.

Bai Li: "Oh? Is beautiful jade one of the things you crave, too?"

Ming Yu: "...No, but cats are."

Bai Li: "Meow, meow, meow~"

At seventeen, the boy has just one goal: getting into a top university. Yes, good universities aren't enough. Only the very best can help him escape his family. Of course, it also helps that the school offers meal subsidies.

Then, just as he is focused on that, Bai Li approaches him with a plan, and all sorts of things that materialism can't explain start appearing in his life: black water. He enters another world, where two strangers become fixated on him. One insists he cultivate immortality, while the other wants to imprison him.

The founder of the Immortal Realm's number one sect: "I want to take you as my disciple."

Ming Yu: "Thanks for asking, but I still have my college entrance exams."

The Immortal Realm's number one immortal venerable wants to imprison him: "You can't escape my grasp."

Ming Yu: "Thanks for asking, but I still have my college entrance exams."

The Demon Lord of the Demon Realm keeps causing trouble for him: "Actually, I like you."

Ming Yu: "Are you people ever going to stop? I told you, I have college entrance exams. Dating before the exams can get lost!"

Bai Li turns into a cat and begs to be petted.

Ming Yu: "...What's wrong with raising a cat? What's wrong with spending money on a cat? It won't get in the way of my exams!"

Just as he gradually learns about his past life, the two worlds begin to merge. Cultivators fly their swords alongside airplanes, and horse-drawn carriages race down highways. People discover that there are places where you don't have to study, or cultivate immortality, at all!

At last, they can stop competing themselves to death, go cultivate immortality, learn alchemy, and explore a whole new world!

But the merger shakes up the modern college entrance exams, and they are about to be abolished.

Ming Yu: "...Should I do something?"

So, for the sake of the exams, Ming Yu, the world's one and only hope, plans to sacrifice himself to restore the world to normal.

Everyone: "No!!!"

Ming Yu: "You care about me so much that you can't bear to let me go. I'm touched.jpg"

Everyone: "No, don't you think it's cool to fly swords through the city?"

Ming Yu: "..."

Reader's guide:

1. The aloof, tsundere cat demon who is fickle yet devoted and dependable x the introverted, protective cat-loving god

2. They dote on each other

3. One-on-one romance, sweet and indulgent, no angst

4. The gong turns into a lovestruck girl around the shou

5. The story won't be revised while it's serializing. After completion, the whole novel will undergo a major revision, so there may be typos and bugs in the meantime

6. Weibo: @ZhulinlideXiaoliba

New novel coming soon: Becoming a Big Boss's Dad

[The warm and personable shou x the cocky, tsundere gong as a child, who grows up to be obsessive and devoted]

The great villain of the interstellar world declares that if he can't find the one he loves, he'll blow up the Central Star!!! The big shots of the capital star panic and rush to search everywhere.

They find a sixteen-year-old boy named Yue Yu.

Everyone falls silent. Yue Yu does, too.

Yue Yu: ??? The great villain is over three hundred years old. Even if I were just an embryo, how could I be the one he loves?

But the people of the capital star have no other choice. They secretly bring him back, planning to send him to the villain's childhood and either kill him or reform him. Anything to stop him from becoming so antisocial.

Yue Yu: "I'm not doing it."

Capital star big shot: "Either you go, or you die."

Yue Yu: "..."

After a whole group of big shots wear him down with pleading and persuasion, Yue Yu accepts the mission in their moment of crisis. Fine, he'll go.

So he returns to Earth in the post-apocalyptic era and picks up a bunch of... little brats.

Yue Yu: "...Why do these kids look so much like those big shots from the capital star? And why does this cocky little boy look so much like the great villain?"

The villain himself: "Hmph! Foolish humans."

Yue Yu: "I really can't thank you enough."

Theme: The world cannot be saved by one person alone