How Can You Be a Villain Without Going Crazy?

Warnings: Obito is genderbent. Characters die and come back to life. OOC is guaranteed.

A crack crossover pairing story with a mix of couples, including Sasori x Dai, Orochimaru x Dai, Itachi x Dai, and others...

One-on-one pairings at different stages.

The first ten chapters were originally a short story, so they're a little disconnected from the later parts. There's still plenty of free content, though, so please give it a try. Mwah~

After the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uchiha Dai plans to die.

But she, once the greatest villain in the shinobi world, is given a new mission.

"What? You want me to change the timeline? No, no, no!" Uchiha Dai refuses outright, despite the temptation.

She's already Naruto's fairy godmother, Sasuke's family spirit, the unofficial girlfriend of Sasori of the Red Sand, and a certain snake's secret lover. She's even deceived Itachi about being in love with him.

Her life is already exciting enough. She doesn't need anything else to make it more so.

But just then, Uchiha Dai is shoved straight into the Resurrection Spring.

Faced with Madara, Hashirama, and Tobirama all insisting, "She's my wife," she can only shout:

"Holy crap! You bastards, keep away from me!"

Madara x Dai: A love born of bitter hatred, an all-consuming romance.

Tobirama x Dai: My cold-hearted boss falls for me.

Hashirama x Dai: A brave romance with an amnesiac bruiser.

Coming soon: [Naruto] When the Cherry Blossoms Bloom

Also known as The Witch's Gift. A revised and reposted version of the complete story.

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"What exactly is love?"

Haruno Sakura feels like she's spent the first eighteen years of her life thinking about that question.

With Sasuke, it was the flutter of a young girl's first crush;

with Shikamaru, it was a rare sense of peace;

with Kakashi-sensei, it was a lingering, reluctant flutter of affection.

She made some mistakes, leading everyone to think she had become Sasuke's girlfriend.

At first, she thought that was fine, but one person showed her with a hug that she deserved better.

As for the others, she narrows her eyes.

"Why did you all just randomly kiss me?"

Now a fully qualified medical ninja, Sakura faces the sleeping, unresponsive Uchiha Itachi and tells herself that, since she's an adult, she can have both her career and romance.

Naruto genderbend series:

[Hashirama] On the First Day After Being Reborn, I Slept with Uchiha Madara (Ongoing)

[Itachi] The Raven Effect (Complete)

[Obito] The Fall of a Villain (Complete)

[Shikamaru] Reloading Can't Save the People of Konoha! (Complete)

[Orochimaru] That Woman Has No Heart (Complete)

[Sasuke] A Beautiful Legend of the Shinobi World (Complete)

[Naruto] The Happy Life of Uzumaki Naruto (Complete)

Theme: Women should be self-reliant