The World's Number One Good-for-Nothing

1.

Everyone knew that Chu Siyu, sect leader of Qingyun Sect, had three things that were the best in the world.

The most beautiful face in the world.

The three best disciples in the world.

And...

The title of the world's biggest good-for-nothing.

Though he was stunningly beautiful, he couldn't lift a hand or carry a load, and coughed up blood every few steps. He owed his position as leader of the world's foremost sect entirely to his three disciples.

His eldest disciple was aloof and otherworldly, upright and disciplined. He could turn qi into a sword and slay demons, making him the world's greatest swordsman.

His second disciple was as gentle as jade and could charm anyone. He could draw talismans in midair and suppress every evil spirit, making him the world's greatest talisman master.

His youngest disciple was capricious and unruly. He could command ghosts and monsters from every direction and was invincible, making him the world's greatest monster tamer.

Though Chu Siyu was a notorious good-for-nothing, his three disciples were utterly loyal to him and obeyed his every word.

Meanwhile, Chu Siyu spent his days playing with cats and dogs and neglecting his duties. The immortals resented him, but didn't dare speak up.

Until the day Heaven's order fell into chaos, countless ghosts emerged, demons ran rampant, and the Heavenly Demon descended.

A swordsman in white rode a flying sword, wielded thunder talismans, commanded ten thousand monsters, and slew the Heavenly Demon.

Only then did everyone realize that the swordsman in white was none other than Chu Siyu, the world's greatest good-for-nothing.

Someone hesitantly said, "A hundred years ago, a drought demon appeared out of nowhere and took up residence deep in the mountains. It ate human flesh and drank human blood, and the people suffered terribly, but no one could defeat it. Then a man in white fought his way into Yin Mountain alone. In the time it takes to burn a single stick of incense, he came back out carrying the drought demon's head. That man..."

Chu Siyu smiled. "That was me."

Another person said, "Sixty years ago, the mortal world was in chaos. Resentment filled the air, ghosts roamed by night, and people were suffering. A man in white devised dozens of powerful talismans to suppress evil, compiled instructions for making them into books, and scattered them throughout the mortal world. That man..."

Chu Siyu smiled. "That was me, too."

Someone else said, "Twenty years ago, a great monster declared itself the Monster King and led ten thousand monsters in a rampage through the mortal world. A man in white slew the Monster King in a single night and brought all the monsters under his command. That man..."

Chu Siyu sighed. "I'm afraid that was me again."

2.

Ji Lanzhi was a rising star in the cultivation world.

He had a beautiful and exceptionally gifted junior disciple, whom he doted on as an elder brother.

It seemed that his junior had feelings for him that he shouldn't have.

Unfortunately, Ji Lanzhi's destined love was someone else.

His destined love was a mortal.

Ji Lanzhi would gladly give his life for that mortal.

Even if it meant taking his junior brother's life.

To save the mortal, Ji Lanzhi broke his junior brother's immortal bones and used them as medicine.

Then he fell into demonic cultivation.

Later, he discovered

that he had mistaken the identity of his destined love...

It was his own junior brother.

By the time he realized it,

his junior brother had become the leader of the world's foremost sect, with three disciples at his side who were famous throughout the land and watching him like hawks.

A harem-style story with a shura field and a beloved bottom. The disciples have one-sided crushes on their master.

An invincibly strong, breathtakingly beautiful, sickly bottom.

The bottom doesn't like his former senior brother. The senior brother is just imagining things and jumping to conclusions, and he isn't the main love interest, either.

The main story begins when the bottom becomes sect leader.

Everyone pretends to hate him, but he's secretly adored by all. A crematorium, a shura field, and a whole pot of chaos, best enjoyed while piping hot.

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