
After the Beloved Heartthrob Quit, Everyone Ended Up in the Crematorium [Book Transmigration]
万人迷罢工后全员火葬场[穿书]
by Li Jiaojiao (梨蕉蕉)
Synopsis
[Our Flirtation Goddess Is Here to Win Hearts! There Is No Man She Can't Win Over, Only Women Who Don't Know How to Flirt.]
Jiang Wanmei is bound to a playboy cultivation System and pulled into a male-oriented cultivation novel. A fishpond appears in her sea of consciousness. The System says, "Fill the pond and you can go home!"
She is the eldest daughter of a top-tier family in a world ruled by women. Filling a fishpond should be as easy as crooking a finger.
But the men chosen by that lousy System all come from a society ruled by men...
The original story's righteous male lead is being framed and forced into marriage, so she steps in to help.
But he says, "I can handle this myself. There's no need for Junior Sister Jiang to worry."
She turns around and goes to the night market with her junior brother. He practices his sword all night, razing the bamboo grove in his courtyard to the ground.
A stunningly beautiful genius Buddhist cultivator is tricked into going to a pleasure district, so she spends a fortune to buy the brothel.
But he says, "This monk will never return to worldly life. I'm afraid I'll disappoint Miss Jiang."
She turns around and flirts with the male entertainers in the brothel. He sits alone in the Buddhist hall all night and snaps the prayer beads his master gave him.
The sinister, woman-hating young Demon Lord fails to imprison her and is instead toyed with by her. Rumors that she's surrounded by admirers spread everywhere.
But he says, "How dare a fickle woman think she can lay a hand on me?"
She turns around and holds a martial arts contest to find a husband. He beats every man who dares to enter until they're all seriously injured.
She perfectly embodies the bold spirit of women from the Southern Continent. "When a woman is fickle, it means the men are useless. They lack the ability to make her devoted, and instead of reflecting on their own charms, they blame her for being unfaithful. Is that what passes for a great man in the Eastern Continent?"
She glances at the fish in her pond and counts the playboy points she's accumulated. Hmph, a bunch of shameless men who say one thing and mean another.
The System says, "Too many playboy points have been added, causing a malfunction. Host, please stop flirting. Reloading... Your new mission is to save the cultivation world and become its ruler."
She sweeps her sleeves and leaves all the men behind. "I'm done entertaining you. The whole cultivation world will belong to me one day. Who needs men?"
All the men: ...
#Love Rival Showdown# #Every Man Chases Her After She Leaves#
Reader's Guide:
1. There is a male lead. No splitting into multiple copies. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are each other's first.
2. The original female lead is not vilified.
3. A power fantasy with a strong female lead. Her values do not necessarily represent the author's.
↓↓↓ Upcoming Novel [1] ↓↓↓
Title: After Becoming Terminally Ill, I Became the Cultivation World's Darling
The War God Mei Wan falls in battle while saving the people. She is reincarnated as a genius female cultivator of Liyun Sect, but suffers from dissociative identity disorder.
Her primary personality feels nothing for men, while her alternate personality is addicted to flirting, leaving a trail of love debts and refusing to take responsibility!
She single-handedly beats every disciple of an enemy sect, forcing the handsome master at the top of the human cultivator beauty ranking to come out of seclusion.
Master: "Mei Wan, don't push things too far!"
She suddenly lowers her sword, eyes full of affection. "Beautiful Master, are you looking for a dual-cultivation partner?"
She single-handedly storms the lair of the Nine-Tailed Fox King and points her sword at his demon core.
Fox King: "You're quite fierce, young lady. You're taking advantage of my old injury. I can't beat you."
She suddenly lifts his chin with her sword. "I've heard the Nine-Tailed Fox is famous for its beauty. Now that I've seen you, I know the rumors were true. You'll warm my bed from now on."
She ventures alone into the Dragon Clan's territory and picks the red dragon with the most beautiful scales as her mount, unaware that he is an ancient divine dragon of the clan.
Red Dragon: "After ten thousand years of sleep, has everyone forgotten my might? How dare a little brat ride on my back?"
Her eyes suddenly light up. "A ten-thousand-year-old virgin dragon? I'll make a small sacrifice and let an old bull eat tender grass."
She flirts and runs, turns around and forgets, then points her sword at them. "Anyone who interrupts my cultivation again, I'll kill one if one comes, and two if two come!"
The cultivation world's self-righteous defenders condemn her. "This woman uses her beauty and high cultivation to seduce men. Her morals are rotten!"
Later, they all fall silent. One man is beaten by his master until he can't get out of bed for half a month, another is bewitched by the Fox King and loses his mind, and yet another is blasted into dust by the divine dragon's breath...
As her personalities gradually merge and her memories of her past life return, Mei Wan's worldview crumbles.
Is there any hope of salvaging her reputation as a War God? Can she pretend nothing happened?
What should she do when she discovers that the men she flirted with are all possessed by gods, and her former colleagues are each deeply in love with her? How can she turn them down awkwardly but politely?
#She recovered and realized she'd led so many men on. There's no time to sort this out, run!#
#Male Lead: My primary personality tormented me a thousand times, while her alternate personality treated me like her first love. I've got something to say, but I don't know if I should say it.#
#Epic Love Rival Showdown#
Reader's Guide:
1. The male lead and supporting male characters are all gods from the Divine Realm. They descended to the lower realm and borrowed bodies to find the female lead's reincarnation.
2. While the female lead's personalities are separated, they do not share memories.
Primary personality: A cultivation fanatic, domineering, confident, cool, and alluring, but clueless about love.
Alternate personality: A flirtatious little vixen, sly and mischievous, and an expert at romance.
3. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are each other's first.
(Screenshot taken on 2022.02.14)
↓↓↓ Upcoming Novel [2] ↓↓↓
Title: After Turning Dark, I Became the Male Lead's Moonlight [Quick Transmigration]
Li Ziyi is the Immortal Emperor's most beloved little princess. She has never known sorrow, until she falls in love with the celestial general Jiao Jinyao.
He is gravely wounded on the battlefield, and his seven emotions scatter. His soul fragments are cast into seven different worlds by his enemies. In each world, he is missing one of the seven emotions.
She endures the pain of her soul being torn from her immortal body, binds herself to a seven-emotion restoration System, and transmigrates through seven worlds, all to help him regain his emotions.
But she fails. In all seven lives, she dies because of him, meeting a tragic end.
With her heart turned to ash, she turns dark. The System sends her back to each world to live those seven lives again.
Missing joy: He is a general whose right hand is disabled, leaving him unable to wield a sword. She transmigrates into the role of his wicked fiancee, the woman responsible for the death of his moonlight.
She trains his left hand with him, helps him return to the battlefield, and bears his children. But he is focused only on revenge and schemes to make her die a horrible death.
When she is reborn, it is her wedding night. Last time, she was nervous yet full of anticipation for their wedding night. This time, she takes the valuables, leaves a letter of divorce, and runs away in the middle of the night.
Missing love: He is a heartless hostage from an enemy kingdom. She transmigrates into the princess who takes pleasure in tormenting him.
She does everything she can to warm his heart and helps him return to his homeland and claim the throne. But he destroys her kingdom and watches as a guard drives a sword into her chest.
When she is reborn, it is the eve of his return home. Last time, she showered him with gifts and sent him off in tears. This time, she has her father detain him, puts on armor, and trains an army herself, determined to destroy his homeland.
Missing desire: He is a Buddha revered by all. She transmigrates into the chaste holy maiden of a temple.
She helps him rediscover worldly desire, breaking the commandments and offering herself to him, only to become a seductress condemned by the masses. But he personally sends her to the stake and watches her burn alive.
When she is reborn, it is the very night she offered herself to him. Last time, she abandoned the temple and rushed to his side. This time, she strips off his shirt and throws him onto the execution platform where she is to be punished, ruining his reputation.
#What do you do when your former lover goes crazy? The more I torment him, the tighter he clings to me.#
Reader's Guide:
1. The story opens with the female lead's second transmigration. Events from her first transmigration and her relationship with the male lead are revealed through flashbacks.
2. Every world features the male lead chasing after the female lead after losing her. There are many twists, so don't judge the characters too soon.
3. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are each other's first.
4. The seven emotions are joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, hatred, and desire. There are seven worlds in total. Details of the remaining worlds will be added later.
(Screenshot taken on 2022.1.25)
Theme: Gender equality, mutual respect and love, and building a better future together
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In the end, the domineering president imprisoned and forced love and forced the heroine to become pregnant. It was really OOC. Sure enough, for some men, love and respect just cannot be achieved at the same time. . . . Moreover, there were strong female protagonists at the beginning, and in the end, there was a stronger female protagonist and a stronger male. I was really speechless.
Congratulations on the ending. Regarding the ending, it's a pity that it's in Jinjiang. Hahaha. My wife wrote it very well. I look forward to the next article ^_^
Hey, you still have to make a choice after all, but Senior Brother Gato and the others are also very good.
To be honest, the heroine is indeed a bit too impulsive. Maybe she is young and energetic and has not encountered too many hardships. She still has the high-spiritedness that is unique to teenagers.
It's time for the monk to be tortured, and he has made up his mind not to return to secular life, so he should log off as soon as possible╯^╰
Look good. Help, woo woo woo.
It's so beautiful, I hope to have a harem
Hey, everything would be so nice, but Ye Huo and the two of them are also very interesting.
At worst, we are really brave together, hahaha
Tsk, that fire of karma is more fragrant than that of a monk. The monk grinds and grinds and chirps.