Daily Notes of a Lazy Imperial Consort

Everyone knows that every palace drama has a haughty, combative consort.

She battles the empress above her and the low-ranking concubines below.

She fights as long as she lives.

No one can match her beauty, her family background is always exceptional, and she is decisive, ruthless, and merciless. She racks up all the enemies she can.

She's basically every woman's target of hatred.

Su Mo gazed wistfully at the sky, tilting her face up at a 45-degree angle so the tears wouldn't fall.

Her current identity was that of the Invincible Fighting Buddha among consorts.

The problem was, her palace-scheming skills hadn't been unlocked.

Su Mo, the lie-flat enthusiast, peace lover, and harem mediator, has officially entered the scene. Palace scheming is out of the question. Isn't it better to enjoy her own quiet life?

Before long, all the women in the harem realized that the consort who used to cause the most trouble had actually settled down.

With their common enemy gone, the others could finally let loose.

Concubines from every palace sprang up like mushrooms after rain, each competing for the emperor's favor with all sorts of tricks.

Su Mo folded her arms and watched the show, unable to resist a sigh: "The competition is fierce, so fierce. These women are going to such lengths to win his favor."

She was secretly glad she knew her own limits. If she'd been thrown into the mix, Su Mo was sure she wouldn't have made it past two episodes.

But as she kept watching, something started to seem strange. The emperor was acting weird.

The women competing for his favor were all on the other side, so why did the one they were competing for keep coming to her palace?

This makes no sense!

Currently serializing: The Prince Chen's Consort Is Impossible to Kill

Su Jin died, but not completely. She went to the underworld and met the real King of Hell for the first time, only to find that he was a young woman. After talking with Miss King of Hell, she learned that she was actually a celestial maiden, but something had gone wrong, and she couldn't return.

Miss King of Hell suggested she try living under a different identity for a while, then look for a chance to die again and see if she could get back.

Su Jin agreed, and so...

The second time they met.

Yan Zhian: Why are you here again?

Su Jin: I have no idea.

They returned to the mortal world together to investigate the cause of her death. Yan Zhian told her to take care.

The third time they met.

Yan Zhian: How did you die this time?

Su Jin: Beats me.

They returned to the mortal world together to investigate the cause of her death. Yan Zhian told her to fend for herself.

The fourth time they met.

Yan Zhian: You...

Su Jin: Hold on, don't say anything yet. I came with the murderer.

The murderer had indeed come with her, but he was mute and had no idea who his employer was. Su Jin still had no clear idea how she'd died.

Su Jin clutched her head. "Send me back."

Yan Zhian smiled faintly. "Wait a moment. I have something nice for you..."

The eldest prince of Great Qi, Prince Chen, had once been the most likely heir to the throne. But after one fiancée after another met with disaster, people started calling him a bringer of misfortune. According to the rumors, anyone connected to the eldest prince was doomed to die.

An imperial decree of marriage tied Su Jin's fate to that of Prince Chen, Pei Ziyi.

Su Jin's eyes lit up. "Oh? A husband-killing prince? What a great deal!"

After that, Su Jin died again and again, but she kept coming back to life thanks to her connections in the underworld.

First murderer: I swear, her heart really stopped.

Second murderer: I swear, she really wasn't breathing.

Third murderer: I swear, the poison really killed her.

But who was that lively person running around?

She's impossible to kill... Way too hard to kill...

Pei Ziyi: I bring misfortune.

Su Jin: I've got connections downstairs.

Coming soon: Reborn as a Female General in Red

Gu Shi'an died on a snowy night. The snow fell so heavily that day, as if it meant to cover every sin, bury all her grievances, and leave not the slightest trace.

To her dying day, Gu Shi'an couldn't believe that the man she loved most was the very one who had destroyed her family and caused them all to bear an everlasting mark of shame.

She hated him!

She had been a fool!

As she died, she cursed him to meet a terrible end. Unfortunately, Heaven didn't grant her wish. He went on to live his life just fine.

As she died, she prayed for a chance to start over. Fortunately, Heaven granted her wish, and she returned to the time when she had first married him.

There was still time to change everything...

She returned to the "Wild Goose Hairpin" incident, when she had first been beaten in front of everyone at the marquis's residence. From then on, she became the laughingstock of the household, and his beloved concubine trampled all over her and treated her with wanton cruelty.

Reborn, Gu Shi'an was no longer the pitiful woman who swallowed every insult and begged for his affection. She lived by one rule: anyone who crossed her would pay a hundredfold. She beat his beloved concubine and overturned his entire household, but even that wasn't enough...

She wanted him disgraced and ruined, to pay in blood for his debts!

By the time Gu Shi'an set out alone for the frontier, she was already determined to save her father, her elder brother, and the three hundred thousand troops trapped at Hangu Pass in this life.

Once she joined the army, her days of wearing women's clothes were over.

Gu Shi'an disguised herself as a man and entered the service of the kingdom's Prince Who Stands Shoulder to Shoulder with the Emperor. She fought bravely to advance her plans, and soon made a name for herself in the army with her prowess in battle and fearless attitude.

At the same time, she caught someone's attention...

Theme: Strategically lie flat and be content with what you have.