The Geniuses and Idiots of Urahara Shop

The owner of Urahara Shop is a genius, the smartest of them all.

To balance out his intelligence, a beauty with rock-bottom IQ, Xiao Yu, arrives at Urahara Shop.

The beauty has amnesia and remembers only one thing: he wants to fall in love.

Sitting outside the shop's dilapidated entrance, Xiao Yu begins his quest for romance.

Xiao Yu grabs a blonde high school girl. "Miss, would you consider me?"

The big rabbit: "I already have a husband, and a lovely daughter. What about the little rabbit?"

The little rabbit: "No way! I already have a unicorn!"

The sweet-natured Xiao Yu gives up and continues waiting for the next customer.

No customers show up, but Miss Yuuko from across the street saunters into the shop to steal some booze.

The sexy witch: "Xiao Yu-chan, I could date you!"

Xiao Yu: "I can't afford to support you. You'd drink up my entire paycheck in a month."

The shopkeeper: "Xiao Yu-chan, if you keep letting that booze thief run wild, I'll dock your entire paycheck this month."

Xiao Yu, who eats and sleeps at the shop, sees Miss Yuuko off after she throws herself at him.

The shopkeeper: "Xiao Yu-chan, if you want to date, you need to have something to offer."

Xiao Yu touches his face.

The shopkeeper shakes his head. "Looks alone aren't enough. You need bread, too!"

To get a raise, Xiao Yu stops limiting himself to greeting customers at Urahara Shop. He starts working part-time as the shop's cleaner, cook, and delivery boy.

With his paycheck doubled, Xiao Yu thinks he can support Miss Yuuko, but she has already started supporting a pretty boy.

Xiao Yu hangs his head dejectedly.

The shopkeeper points to himself. "Xiao Yu, don't limit yourself by gender."

This story occasionally features girls who transform from boys, starting from childhood.

The whole story is slice of life, slow-paced, and gently unfolding. The protagonist is an idiot.

The main settings of the Bleach world follow the original manga by Kubo Tite, including the Thousand-Year Blood War and the Five Great Noble Houses arcs. However, almost the entire story takes place in a new world after the worlds have merged, so the causes and events of the corresponding Bleach stories will change significantly.

Finally, this is a slice-of-life story. There are some major battles, but very few. Everyday life is the main focus: eating, sleeping, going to school, working part-time, selling goods, making friends, falling in love, and so on.

LOVE AND PEACE. If you like it, perhaps fate has brought us together. If you don't, then I haven't written well enough. I bow to you.

Completed work: Behind the Prince of the Western Lands Is a Half-Demon

This story will switch to a paid chapter format starting September 14, 2023. The paid chapters will be 31 to 213, so if you've already read them, you don't need to buy them.

Four chapters, about 12,000 words, will be updated on the day it becomes paid.

After that, updates will follow a 3,000-words-a-day schedule.

I may feel a bit discouraged, but I still made it to the paid chapters. Thank you for every favorite. For you, I'll unleash my Bankai and see this story through to the end!

The current anti-piracy ratio is 50 percent. Chapters will unlock after 24 hours.

Theme: The world gives you love